He tried to steal WHAT!?

[Anakah]

This was so freaking funny... We were in a grocery store a few nights ago when this happens. I was in the Xmas isle looking at the cute stuffed animals and when I walked back to the cart with my hubbie and our roomate I found out that I missed a good scene.

Apparently this old man (old man tweaker--this place is fulla them) had been trying to steal the industrial size (family pack? lol) box of male extends aka Male enhancements. He didn't get very far.

I don't know how they caught him but they did and they were nice enough NOT to call the cops. I would have loved to have been the judge who announced that on their docket. Man VS. Male Enhancements. HA. Fail. Of all things to steal....

[Sheldonrs]

Talk about cock blocking! LOL!

[Nijiero]

But would he really need them? He clearly already has Stones big enough to try to steal the stuff...

[Zellie Crescent]

I don't think that particular product is meant for those but something else.

[HappyFun Ball]

I don't think it was his stones were what he was trying to enhance.



For a second I thought you said Depends.. In which well that image just broke my heart.

[Sheldonrs]

Whatever he wanted to use them for, he tried to stiff the store. :-)

[fireheart]

Apparently this old man (old man tweaker--this place is fulla them) had been trying to steal the industrial size (family pack? lol) box of male extends aka Male enhancements. He didn't get very far.

Industrial size male enhancements???

I didn't know the Energizer Bunny (Duracell Bunny) came in box form now....

[Mr Hero]

I would have loved to have been the judge who announced that on their docket. Man VS. Male Enhancements. HA. Fail. Of all things to steal....

Poor judge would have to keep a straight face when saying "penal code"

[XCashier]

Waaaay back when I worked at the Novelty Store in the Run Down Mall, I had one jerk shoplift an inflatable doll. I wish he'd been caught; the security guards could've had a laugh loudly discussing the theft as they walked the thief through the mall to the security office.

[Sapphire Silk]

Waaaay back when I worked at the Novelty Store in the Run Down Mall, I had one jerkoff shoplift an inflatable doll. I wish he'd been caught; the security guards could've had a laugh loudly discussing the theft as they walked the thief through the mall to the security office.

Fixed it for you

[Racket_Man]

Poor judge would have to keep a straight face when saying "penal code"

He said Penal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxuCeHUxoBY
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RrWfNonLDQ

or the no Laughing Episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbkB8kUknO8

[MoonCat]

Some guy around here stole some hot pink underwear. Always made me wonder if it was men's or lady's, and if he was gonna wear them anyway.

[emax4]

You guys are right on cue with the jokes! Had me laughing a while.. I too thought it was Depends. And yes.. it comes in a family pack? I can see that guy now.. (grabbing a punchline to an old joke I heard)

His wife is out cold, his daughter is knocked up, his son's ass hurts like hell, and that guy is out in the yard naked going, "here kitty kitty kitty.."