...You can't win. You just can't.
So my theatre company is touring a show in January and even though it's the same show we did in the Summer we need new props due to changes and things being broken. This give me the option of buying things now, and battle the Xmas crowds or buying them after Xmas and battle the January Sale crowds... not good either way
I can't just shove people!
I'm walking down a busy street and hear from behind:
Shrill Woman: Go faster you've got to go faster
Impatient Man: I can't just shove people out the way!
SW: Tell them to MOVE
IP: 'scuse me! 'scuse me!
SW: rams into my shoulder as she barges past They don't care just push them!
Erm actually I do care, that hurt you stupid cow
Kid out of control one
Screaming kid: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Mum: Calm down
SK: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
M: SHUT UP
SK: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
M:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
SK:
That made me laugh actually but god it got loud!
Kid out of control 2
I was crouching down to look at some saucepans on a bottom shelf
Parent1: Don't run in the shop
Parent 2: Come here and hold my hand
Kid: No no no no no no (repeat til fade then fade back in)
Kid runs round the corner crashes into me knocking a saucepan out of my hand and knocks me off balance and onto the floor (I wasn't balanced very well to begin with considering my bags and everything)
K: Whaaaaaaaaaa!
P1: Oh no are you hurt are you okay? (picks child up)
P2: You knocked my child to the floor! Apologise
Me: Actually your child ran into me, in fact if you want to be picky your child knocked me down
P2: You're not crying, my child is!
P1: Don't create a fuss...
They left after that. You knew your child was running about, how can you blame it on me!
Crazy at the Checkout
In a discount shop I noticed a couple of novelty items that would be good for gifts as well as getting some props. The queues were not massively big and moving quickly. As I have to have receipts for the props it's annoying to have other items on them that aren't for the company
Me: Can I run these two items through separately?
Cashier: Sure
SC behind me: *Sigh*
Cashier: The till just there has become free
SC: No! I've unloaded my items now! She shouldn't be able to have two transactions she's holding the queue up!
Me:
Cashier: Ma'am it won't take much longer
SC: I can't wait! I have to be somewhere and I'm late!!
Me: Look I have 5 items in total, I'm paying with cash for both which is probably quicker for both than if I was paying for all of them with card. There's no one in the queue behind and there's another till there that's free. If you want I will move your items across for you
SC: NO I'M HERE NOW AND I WON'T HAVE YOU HOLDING ME UP ANY LONGER JUST GET ON WITH YOUR FUCKING PURCHASE
She was properly shouting so much a security guard came over
SG: What' the problem
SC: oh, oh nothing. It's fine.
Well at least someone shut her up.
I felt so sorry for this guy
People from Friends of the Earth were canvassing on the street
Friendly guy: Can I talk to you about...
Horrible Chav: FUCK OFF!
I couldn't do their job, I really couldn't. I spoke to him for a good 10 min even though I couldn't donate anything I just felt sorry for him having to deal with idiots like that
So my theatre company is touring a show in January and even though it's the same show we did in the Summer we need new props due to changes and things being broken. This give me the option of buying things now, and battle the Xmas crowds or buying them after Xmas and battle the January Sale crowds... not good either way
I can't just shove people!
I'm walking down a busy street and hear from behind:
Shrill Woman: Go faster you've got to go faster
Impatient Man: I can't just shove people out the way!
SW: Tell them to MOVE
IP: 'scuse me! 'scuse me!
SW: rams into my shoulder as she barges past They don't care just push them!
Erm actually I do care, that hurt you stupid cow
Kid out of control one
Screaming kid: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Mum: Calm down
SK: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
M: SHUT UP
SK: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
M:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
SK:
That made me laugh actually but god it got loud!
Kid out of control 2
I was crouching down to look at some saucepans on a bottom shelf
Parent1: Don't run in the shop
Parent 2: Come here and hold my hand
Kid: No no no no no no (repeat til fade then fade back in)
Kid runs round the corner crashes into me knocking a saucepan out of my hand and knocks me off balance and onto the floor (I wasn't balanced very well to begin with considering my bags and everything)
K: Whaaaaaaaaaa!
P1: Oh no are you hurt are you okay? (picks child up)
P2: You knocked my child to the floor! Apologise
Me: Actually your child ran into me, in fact if you want to be picky your child knocked me down
P2: You're not crying, my child is!
P1: Don't create a fuss...
They left after that. You knew your child was running about, how can you blame it on me!
Crazy at the Checkout
In a discount shop I noticed a couple of novelty items that would be good for gifts as well as getting some props. The queues were not massively big and moving quickly. As I have to have receipts for the props it's annoying to have other items on them that aren't for the company
Me: Can I run these two items through separately?
Cashier: Sure
SC behind me: *Sigh*
Cashier: The till just there has become free
SC: No! I've unloaded my items now! She shouldn't be able to have two transactions she's holding the queue up!
Me:
Cashier: Ma'am it won't take much longer
SC: I can't wait! I have to be somewhere and I'm late!!
Me: Look I have 5 items in total, I'm paying with cash for both which is probably quicker for both than if I was paying for all of them with card. There's no one in the queue behind and there's another till there that's free. If you want I will move your items across for you
SC: NO I'M HERE NOW AND I WON'T HAVE YOU HOLDING ME UP ANY LONGER JUST GET ON WITH YOUR FUCKING PURCHASE
She was properly shouting so much a security guard came over
SG: What' the problem
SC: oh, oh nothing. It's fine.
Well at least someone shut her up.
I felt so sorry for this guy
People from Friends of the Earth were canvassing on the street
Friendly guy: Can I talk to you about...
Horrible Chav: FUCK OFF!
I couldn't do their job, I really couldn't. I spoke to him for a good 10 min even though I couldn't donate anything I just felt sorry for him having to deal with idiots like that
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