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    So last night I decided to treat my family to delicious Panda Express, in an un-eventful adventure to the restaurant we expected no trouble, nor a troll at the store. Walking in we were greeted by the sound of a troll attempting to order her food. Every thing she ordered she wanted it to be different so in a two entree meal she wanted.. halves. So IE: 4 half entrees for EACH order she made. Once she was rejected by the staff she kept asking and each time, after being told no kept repeating "Ohhhh I KNOW you CAN do it, but you just will not do it, but that's... OK...." Bah I hate people like that, and I accidentally said a little too loud: Entitlement whore... That was greeted by the CBF, then she kept trying to haggle the price at the end.. Oh was so happy that her order was to go.
    Crono: sounds like the machine update became a clusterf*ck..
    pedersen: No. A clusterf*ck involves at least one pleasurable thing (the orgasm at the end).

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    Of course they CAN do it, they'd just charge you for 4 full entrees.
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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    • #3
      Maybe Panda Express should employ a couple of guard dragons.
      Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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      • #4
        Geez, I love leftovers, especially Chinese food leftovers. Just order the full size and spread it out.

        I actually order full meals at the nearby restaurants for lunch. There aren't any cheap places to eat around here, so by buying the dinner I can stretch it over two or even three lunches and save money.
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        • #5
          I do know they can do half-and-half -- on rice. NOT on entrees! (EW is right.) Corporate policy.
          I will not be pushed, stamped, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own. --#6

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