Hey, get a load of this photograph.
Pay particular attention to the poor lady in the green shirt and white jacket in the front row who appears to have arms growing out of her ears, and the hands at the end of those arms are holding a United Way sign.
I bring this to your attention because this photo ran in the local biweekly newspaper today. It was a submitted photo, which is a double WTF, because the person taking it didn't notice the hidden arms with the sign and sent it off to the paper, which ran it without questioning it. These are the same alleged professional journalists who brought you Mr. Basketball Head.
And people ask me why I never tried to use my college major to get a job with this newspaper. It would've been my first and last newspaper job. Our newspapers are such a sick, sad joke I'd probably never be able to get hired on anyplace else down the line.
Pay particular attention to the poor lady in the green shirt and white jacket in the front row who appears to have arms growing out of her ears, and the hands at the end of those arms are holding a United Way sign.
I bring this to your attention because this photo ran in the local biweekly newspaper today. It was a submitted photo, which is a double WTF, because the person taking it didn't notice the hidden arms with the sign and sent it off to the paper, which ran it without questioning it. These are the same alleged professional journalists who brought you Mr. Basketball Head.
And people ask me why I never tried to use my college major to get a job with this newspaper. It would've been my first and last newspaper job. Our newspapers are such a sick, sad joke I'd probably never be able to get hired on anyplace else down the line.
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