The Domicile of Despair (long, epic, get your popcorn)

[Kanalah]

*checks on dinner and sits back down next to Jay*

[Kogarashi]

::settles in for more story:: Holy crap, it's awful enough so far. I can't imagine what could go worse.

[lupo pazzesco]

*packs the bags Seraph will need on the incoming guilt trip*

Wow, that's just amazing how bad it was.

and the cliffhanger was amazing, too. I mean, leaving us where you left it, means I'm sitting here, ignoring dinner prep, waiting with bated breath for part 3. I mean, I'm fighting through a sinus headache while waiting for part 3. Just sayin'...

[Seraph]

Part Dodrio

So, third and final room! It had two neighbor rooms, but at the time, nobody was in there. The only complaint I had about the room was the fact that it had a conjoining door, but upon examination, the room had a rather large wardrobe that none of the other rooms had.

Push comes to shove, as they say, and presto, door blocker!

Slumlord comes down to check on the room, and notices the wardrobe. He informs me that I'm not allowed to have it, it's only for staff use.

...wut?

I inform him that either conjoining door gets boarded up, cemented shut, or barred.....or I keep the wardrobe.

He unhappily agreed to let me keep it. Yay!

In retrospect, I should've noted his attitude by that point, as he was noticeably getting more terse with me, as well as giving me the death glare every time I showed up. In my ignorant “WOOO IM OUT ON MY OWN” state....I totally didn't notice.

So anyways, time goes by a bit, and several weeks later I get a neighbor on one side! Drunken Chick, as she was soon known to be, partied a lot. Like, a lot. I didn't realize just how much until one night, she and a few guys decided to try and break down the door between our rooms! They actually managed to push the wardrobe out a few inches. But, with a frantic geek pushing every stick of furniture in the place against it as well, and wedging stuff under the door, they couldn't manage it, and instead, chose to try and throw wrappers and bottle caps through the gap until I managed to shut it. Phew.

I figured at this point it might be best to try and make friends with her, maybe she'd tone it down. I brought over gifts of ginger tea, since I figured partying would have given her a massive hangover, and the nausea to go with it.

I was right. Ended up spending the next few hours trying to help her hurl into garbage cans/toilet/anything that wasn't her floor or clothes. But thankfully, she was nicer after that, and if people started banging on the door, she'd screech shortly afterwards “YOU LEAVE THE TEA GEEK ALONE.” And the banging would cease.

Ahhhh, Lupo would've been proud of me.

So, that was one problem solved.


Then, a month later, they opened up a new set of “apartments”, and quite literally, a frat moved in. I'm still not sure how. That's when the real problems started to set in, but it wasn't to be all bad. In fact....now it was wintertime...

-End of Part 3-

And yes, Lupo. I know.

[MoonCat]

Wow. Craziness to the max.

Waiting for more...

[lupo pazzesco]

...

1. Why yes, yes I AM proud, my 'lil fledgling Tea Geek

2. OMGHOLYFRAKWOMANWHATWITHTHECLIFFIESGUH!!!

*headdesk*

*bribes Seraph with Benne wafers, Five Guys, and properly made sweet tea*

Part four....part foooouuuurrr!!!!

[Kanalah]

I have quilts.

I can put ponies on them.

Yes, all the ponies.

[taurinejunkie]

Quiltify ALL the ponies!

[Seraph]

bwahaha, I got some more work to do tonight, so unfortunately, next update will have to be tomorrow. XD Just going to let you know now.

[lupo pazzesco]

FOUL VILE TEMPTRESS!!

YOU HORRID HORRID WOMAN!!

*stomps off and sulks in the corner*

[dalesys]

(Starts writing bad Seraph fanfic)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

(Starts writing bad Seraph fanfic)

I jumped sexilly in front of da bullet!!!!!111!11!1!oneone!!eleven!

[BlaqueKatt]

(Starts writing bad Seraph fanfic)

don't forget the sparkly pony-pires!

[Kogarashi]

(Starts writing bad Seraph fanfic)

Hmm...how bad we talking here?

[charred]

Seraph, has anything in your life been normal?