This is my first post on the forum .. be nice
So a bunch of friends and I went to a breakfast place last week. The line is usually pretty long. I mean, they have those little line ropes like they have in the bank .. anyways. We were like eight people altogether, and we were all discussing (pretty loudly) what we wanted to order. We were the last group in the line.
All of a sudden a woman wheeling a double carriage (in the store, no less) comes up and asks me, "So, are you guys in line?" I looked at her and I'm like, "Naa, we're just hanging out here."
Maybe I shouldn't have been so mean, but considering the fact that the lady and her babies have the combined IQ of about a dead goldfish, I felt I had to give it to her straight.
Oh, I'm not done. What does Mrs. Einstein here do? She starts picking up the rope and trying to squeeze her baby carriage IN FRONT OF US, asking me to "please move out of the way, this store is not a hangout".
Ok, wait for it .... SHE HAD TAKEN MY SARCASTIC RETORT SERIOUSLY!
'Nuff said.
So a bunch of friends and I went to a breakfast place last week. The line is usually pretty long. I mean, they have those little line ropes like they have in the bank .. anyways. We were like eight people altogether, and we were all discussing (pretty loudly) what we wanted to order. We were the last group in the line.
All of a sudden a woman wheeling a double carriage (in the store, no less) comes up and asks me, "So, are you guys in line?" I looked at her and I'm like, "Naa, we're just hanging out here."
Maybe I shouldn't have been so mean, but considering the fact that the lady and her babies have the combined IQ of about a dead goldfish, I felt I had to give it to her straight.
Oh, I'm not done. What does Mrs. Einstein here do? She starts picking up the rope and trying to squeeze her baby carriage IN FRONT OF US, asking me to "please move out of the way, this store is not a hangout".
Ok, wait for it .... SHE HAD TAKEN MY SARCASTIC RETORT SERIOUSLY!
'Nuff said.
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