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  • #1

    Sucky bar customer

    This was not a SC for me but the bartender where I was.

    Me: Yours Truly
    SC: Crazy old woman

    Me: *Sitting in pub eating Steak Benedict with tater tots for breakfast* (yes this pub is open early and serves awesome food)
    SC: *Comes in and sits next to me*
    Me: *Could care less, the pub is full and the seat next to me is the only one available*
    SC: "I see they served you balls"
    Me: "yeah, they did"
    SC: *sits there mumbling about my "balls"
    SC: "Can you save a couple of balls for me?"
    Me: Big "No, none for you"
    Bartender: *to the lady* "GTFO, you are banned from here"
    Me: "thanks"
    Bartender: "we have kicked her out many times in the past week for similar problems"
    "Employees can make or break any business, so treat them with respect. Job satisfaction has little to do with money. Discover what it has to do with and make sure they get it."
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  • #2
    Gee and I thought panhandlers outside the restaurant where I used to work were bad.

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    • #3
      Quoth Pharm Girl View Post
      Gee and I thought panhandlers outside the restaurant where I used to work were bad.
      This sc thinks outside the box and gets the early opportunity. Why insult the food and call it balls, then ask for some. It's like saying I just ate something that was awful and I threw up, can I have some more?

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      • #4
        Quoth cono1717 View Post
        Why insult the food and call it balls, then ask for some.
        I don't think it was an insult. Tater tots are usually ball shaped and that might be a nickname she had for them.
        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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        • #5
          She has a one-snack mind...
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #6
            "Steak Benedict"
            Steak w/ hollandaise sauce? and Tater Tots? For breakfast?
            (drools)
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            • #7
              Hollandaise sauce + "balls" = not gonna say where my brain just went
              Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!

              This is Tech Support, not Customer Service.
              What's the difference?
              We're allowed to tell you "no".

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              • #8
                ....no, too easy. I'm walking away from this one

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                • #9
                  not to mention she wanted a "couple" of them...

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                  • #10
                    Quoth PepperElf View Post
                    not to mention she wanted a "couple" of them...
                    But she didn't ask for a sausage to go with them.
                    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Sandiercy View Post
                      Me: *Sitting in pub eating Steak Benedict with tater tots for breakfast*
                      Oh my gosh, that sounds sooooo yummy! I wish there was someplace around here that sold that.

                      Pardon me, always thinking with my stomach. That lady sounds really crazy. Hooray for the bartender for getting her away from you and your food!
                      "Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv

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