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Today was a grocery shopping day. I was on my way to the nearby produce market when I got sidetracked by a yard sale. Hey, big barely used George Foreman grill for $3! 
While I was there, I overheard this conversation between two of the men who were from the families hosting the yardsale:
Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Folding these clothes.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: You've got to keep doing this when you're selling clothes.
Guy 1: :deer in the headlights stare:
Guy 2: You've gotta make it neat and make it look nice so -- you've never worked in retail have you?
It was all I could do not to bust out laughing.
After I took my Foreman grill home and went to the produce market and back, I was almost home when I passed by a guy riding his bicycle on the sidewalk coming my way. He was wearing a bright pink shirt with writing on it and for some reason, I was particularly curious about what it said. It was faded, though, and difficult to read, but as he passed I finally made out "Take your top off". I wouldn't have given it a second thought had he not broke into a huge perverted grin at the very moment I got what his shirt said.
Other than that, the only things of note were the hipsters at the checkout at Trader Joe's greatly approving of my variety of non-dairy milk purchases and the adorable kid on the bus announcing to me that she had chocolate.
Bonus cute:
This happened the other day. While walking home, there were a couple of ladies standing talking near the sidewalk with their small children. I looked down and smiled at a baby girl that was looking up at me. As I walked away, she took off running after me! I had to stop to make it easier for mommy to catch up and get her little one.
While I was there, I overheard this conversation between two of the men who were from the families hosting the yardsale:
Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Folding these clothes.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: You've got to keep doing this when you're selling clothes.
Guy 1: :deer in the headlights stare:
Guy 2: You've gotta make it neat and make it look nice so -- you've never worked in retail have you?
It was all I could do not to bust out laughing.
After I took my Foreman grill home and went to the produce market and back, I was almost home when I passed by a guy riding his bicycle on the sidewalk coming my way. He was wearing a bright pink shirt with writing on it and for some reason, I was particularly curious about what it said. It was faded, though, and difficult to read, but as he passed I finally made out "Take your top off". I wouldn't have given it a second thought had he not broke into a huge perverted grin at the very moment I got what his shirt said.
Other than that, the only things of note were the hipsters at the checkout at Trader Joe's greatly approving of my variety of non-dairy milk purchases and the adorable kid on the bus announcing to me that she had chocolate.
Bonus cute:
This happened the other day. While walking home, there were a couple of ladies standing talking near the sidewalk with their small children. I looked down and smiled at a baby girl that was looking up at me. As I walked away, she took off running after me! I had to stop to make it easier for mommy to catch up and get her little one.
I did a quick search on Craigs List to see if there were any in this area - didn't find any of that brand.
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