I'm putting this in sightings, because I've heard it second hand from my lil' bro.
My brother works at a second run movie theatre. They charge about a dollar for a movie, and so the prints are crappy, the theatres are a little dingy, etc. But it's a great idea for a college town, in a culture that doesn't go drinking.
One day, a woman comes up to them, utterly irate.
SC: I flushed my keys down the toilet!
Lil' Bro: I'm really sorry.
SC: How am I supposed to get them back?
Lil' Bro: Well, they're probably gone for good.
SC: But don't you have a screen or something to catch what goes down?
Lil' Bro: N-no! Of course not! We want it to stay down!
SC storms off.
My brother works at a second run movie theatre. They charge about a dollar for a movie, and so the prints are crappy, the theatres are a little dingy, etc. But it's a great idea for a college town, in a culture that doesn't go drinking.
One day, a woman comes up to them, utterly irate.
SC: I flushed my keys down the toilet!
Lil' Bro: I'm really sorry.
SC: How am I supposed to get them back?
Lil' Bro: Well, they're probably gone for good.
SC: But don't you have a screen or something to catch what goes down?
Lil' Bro: N-no! Of course not! We want it to stay down!
SC storms off.
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