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  • #61
    Tolly? Are you okay? No recent posts.... omo

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    • #62
      Oh dear I hope you have a good attorney! I would sue her crazy ass off!
      ''Sugar cane and coffee cups, copper, steel, and cattle. An annotated history the forest for the fire. Where we propagate confusion primitive and wild. Welcome to the occupation''

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      • #63
        Quoth iPanda View Post
        Tolly? Are you okay? No recent posts.... omo
        Anyone sent her a PM? Otherwise, I'd suspect that an eventual trial is ongoing, and the OP is therefore not allowed to post updates by the Court.
        A theory states that if anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for, it will be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

        Another theory states that this has already happened.

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        • #64
          Tolly's not been online since October, last I looked.

          Rapscallion

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          • #65
            Quoth Tolly View Post
            Picky Customer: Take your headphones off when you're working!
            Me: *blinkblink* *points at self* Me?
            PC: YES! I can't believe the staff here are so rude!
            Me: *memory strike* Oh for... Lady, we've been here before. I do not work here.
            PC: Bullshit! Get me your manager!
            Me: Not only do I not work here, I don't work at all! Smeg off, I'm busy! *grumpily returning to my shopping*
            You aren't a fan of Red Dwarf by chance?


            Quoth Tolly View Post
            PC: FIRE HER AT ONCE!! *grabs my bandaged wrist and yanks me towards the manager, HARD*

            Did I mention I did self-defence for my school sport for two years and have managed to keep up with monthly lessons even when my health didn't really think it was a good idea ever since?

            Me: *SCREAM of agony* *kicks woman in leg and punches her in the face with the good hand as she goes down* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
            Manager: Holy shit! Are you alright?
            Me: I'm pretty sure that counts as self defence, right? *cradling arm and swearing*
            Manager: Pretty sure.
            You punched a SC and got away with it???

            Oooohhh, I think I love you.

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