Dear Election Commissioner in My Midwestern County,
I don't own a car. Now, you may be wondering why this I'm mentioning this. Kindly allow me to explain. You see, when someone such as myself wants to vote, they have to walk to get to their polling place. Naturally, this is what I did, despite being tired after a long day and not looking forward to a 1.3 mile walk to get there.
So, twenty minutes later I arrived, happy at the prospect of doing my part as an upstanding citizen of our fine country, only to be told that my polling place was a completely different location.
This is where you come in, Commissioner. I want to thank you for changing my polling place and never informing me, thus necessitating that I have to set out on another trek thirty minutes back the way I came.
Please work on removing your head from your ass, mmkay? I know that may take a while, since it's crammed up there pretty far, but surely you can get it out by the next major election.
Edit: Please see this post for the happy ending.
I don't own a car. Now, you may be wondering why this I'm mentioning this. Kindly allow me to explain. You see, when someone such as myself wants to vote, they have to walk to get to their polling place. Naturally, this is what I did, despite being tired after a long day and not looking forward to a 1.3 mile walk to get there.
So, twenty minutes later I arrived, happy at the prospect of doing my part as an upstanding citizen of our fine country, only to be told that my polling place was a completely different location.
This is where you come in, Commissioner. I want to thank you for changing my polling place and never informing me, thus necessitating that I have to set out on another trek thirty minutes back the way I came.
Please work on removing your head from your ass, mmkay? I know that may take a while, since it's crammed up there pretty far, but surely you can get it out by the next major election.
Edit: Please see this post for the happy ending.
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