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    One time, when I was going to school, I had the misfortune of getting behind an idiot behind the wheel. Idiot was going 20 mph down a two-lane road with the speed limit of 45 mph. Idiot also had his right turn signal on. I was following Idiot for two miles until the road widened to a travel lane and a right turn lane. Idiot pulled into the turn lane, and I finally passed him. Then I was stopped at the stop light at the end of the right turn lane.

    When Idiot finally made it to the red right I was stopped at, he did not stop. Idiot ran the red light at 20 mph. He almost t-boned another car turning off the other road. After the light turned green, I was once again stuck behind Idiot. This time, he had his left turn signal on. I thought to myself, "I need to make the next left. If he turns left on that road, I'm going straight. I'm taking my alternate route to go to school."

    Thankfully, he went straight, instead.
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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