A few things for my newfound brethren who travel on buses or trains in my newly adopted city.
-If you are from a bogan (redneck/trailer trash/chav) suburb, please avoid getting into full-on catfights ON the train...at least wait until you get off! (This particular instance was a woman ranting at a man, either her husband or brother, about how he was spending money on himself, but not on her. Made for one hell of an awkward train trip)
-Please don't scare the everloving crap out of me by wandering up to a bus station weeping, drinking what appears to be warm milk from the bottle and weeping and ranting at the same time. (This one came from the church nearby, sat at the bus station, realised that nobody was falling for her pity act and left)
-Please have your fare ready. Trains mitigate this a bit by requiring you to have a ticket to get to the platform (instead of validating it on the train, you use the ticket to get through the gate.) but for the love of god, don't hold us up!
-In a similar vein, if you are on the smartcard trial, PLEASE check if said bus accepts the smartcard. There are a number of routes that don't.
-One for the bus drivers themselves: if you are running substitute buses due to track maintenance, please try and turn up within 10 minutes of the train departing, not 30 minutes. Also,if you are driving a bus that is typically private charter, PLEASE put the aircon on at least! (stuffy bus trip = tired fireheart)
-And finally, if you are going to rant about the conditions of said bus/train, please do it AWAY from the bus driver and other passengers!
-If you are from a bogan (redneck/trailer trash/chav) suburb, please avoid getting into full-on catfights ON the train...at least wait until you get off! (This particular instance was a woman ranting at a man, either her husband or brother, about how he was spending money on himself, but not on her. Made for one hell of an awkward train trip)
-Please don't scare the everloving crap out of me by wandering up to a bus station weeping, drinking what appears to be warm milk from the bottle and weeping and ranting at the same time. (This one came from the church nearby, sat at the bus station, realised that nobody was falling for her pity act and left)
-Please have your fare ready. Trains mitigate this a bit by requiring you to have a ticket to get to the platform (instead of validating it on the train, you use the ticket to get through the gate.) but for the love of god, don't hold us up!
-In a similar vein, if you are on the smartcard trial, PLEASE check if said bus accepts the smartcard. There are a number of routes that don't.
-One for the bus drivers themselves: if you are running substitute buses due to track maintenance, please try and turn up within 10 minutes of the train departing, not 30 minutes. Also,if you are driving a bus that is typically private charter, PLEASE put the aircon on at least! (stuffy bus trip = tired fireheart)
-And finally, if you are going to rant about the conditions of said bus/train, please do it AWAY from the bus driver and other passengers!
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