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I remember when a semi jinked around a tree-masked jog in the road NW of Logan into a herd of sheep.
... It was a wild and woolly ride. Ended baadly.
... It was a wild and woolly ride. Ended baadly.
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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This thread has turned into a roast. I'm going to stew for a while.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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Sounds like someone needed to get the flock out of there.Quoth dalesys View PostAny fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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They should of had a look out.
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Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.Comment
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You guys are Muensters, you hear?
Keep the puns coming, I just Edam up.Comment
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My Uncle hit a black cow at night on an unlit highway with his Trans-Am. Cow and car parts everywhere. He doesn't drive at night anymore.Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.
I'm a case study.Comment
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Okay, I've herd just about enough ...Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
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Time to moove along.Quoth Pixelated View PostThis site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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I'm gong to horn in here again.Comment
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Well, that's just prime."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
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"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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