The difference between a car full of teenage boys and a hedgehog *some swears*

[Lace Neil Singer]

The hedgehog has pricks on the outside. A day ago, I was at a T junction, waiting for a gap in the traffic so that I could ride down the road on my motorbike safely, when this car full of teenage boys drew, illegally, alongside me. The boy in the passenger seat then started to harrange me about the fact that I was waiting til it was possible for me to enter the flow of traffic and not, you know, die. Yes, I was rude. But they started it, and I don't really have much patience for dickheads, whatever their age or gender.


TB = Teenage Boy
Me = Me

TB: Are you going to sit there forever or something?
Me: Look, retard, I have to wait for a gap in the traffic and it's been constant so far.
TB: Just move, bitch, or else.
Me: Or else what?
TB: (to friend who was driving and wisely not commenting) Stupid bitch.
Me: Oh for fuck's sake, just go and get laid, you fucking virgin.
TB: (Shocked silence)


At this point, a gap appeared in traffic, and I joined the flow of traffic. I don't know why my remark hit home so badly, but to my mind someone who shows so little respect for the female gender has to be either an idiot who can't get a girlf, a bitter closet case or with a severe case of mini penis. Possibly all three. XD In any case, as I said before, I am not about to risk death just cuz some boys in an old banger of a car feel they can't wait for more than five seconds at a junction.

[Shimatta]

They were just stunned. after you left there were probably wondering how you knew or if you were psychic

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I don't know why my remark hit home so badly,

When it's dead on right, it does tend to hit home pretty hard.

[Lace Neil Singer]

They were just stunned. after you left there were probably wondering how you knew or if you were psychic

Lulz. XD I usually only come up with that kind of hit five minutes after the event. XD FTW.

[XCashier]

to my mind someone who shows so little respect for the female gender has to be either an idiot who can't get a girlf, a bitter closet case or with a severe case of mini penis. Possibly all three.

I'd guess all three.

They were just stunned. after you left there were probably wondering how you knew or if you were psychic

And how dare you, a mere giiirrrlll, mouth off to His Holy Manliness! Seriously, dude, puncture your ego and rejoin the rest of the human species. Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one.

[Lace Neil Singer]

That is why all boys should have at least one sister. XD

[protege]

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one.

Uh, don't you think you're being a bit generous?

[XCashier]

Uh, don't you think you're being a bit generous?

It could refer to more than one body part, if you think about it.

[PepperElf]

I don't know why my remark hit home so badly,

because it was true?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

It could refer to more than one body part, if you think about it.

Yeah, but both heads have one thing in common:

They're both useless in a duel.

[XCashier]

Yeah, but both heads have one thing in common:

They're both useless in a duel.

In that guy's case, they're both useless, period!