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  • Moron meet Curb, Curb meet Moron

    At one of of our local supermarkets they have their own gas station where you can get extra discounts. This station is at the end of the paring lot surrounded by its own planting beds. It is also designed to be a ONE WAY station clearly marked with arrows and signs. I am about to pull up next to a pump when a moron in a Civic with large tires and a body kit that doesn't match the car comes flying up the wrong way next to the pump. I proceed to find another pump.

    I get out of my car and as i begin to pump gas...

    Clerk (on PA): driver on the car on pump 3 this is a one way station, you will need to turn you car around.
    Driver: *fiddling with pump, yells* This pump is not F***ing working!!!!!
    Clerk (on PA): Sir, you will have to turn your car around, this is a one way station before I will authorize the pump.
    Driver: F**k YOU!

    The moron get in his car stars it up an revs the engine (yes, he had a fart canon) and peels out just as I finish up.

    Not ten seconds later I hear SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHH and a loud crash. He hit the curb with about half of his car. The moronic driver gets out and starts screaming, kicks his car and runs up to the booth screaming at the clerk who is on the phone. The moronic driver returns to his car and throws the passenger side headlight into the parking lot.

    I leave and circle around from a distance and see the the body kit is destroyed, the passenger side tire/rim (of course it was some expensive 22 or whatnot) is bent and morons is kicking his car.

    As I leave the plaza a cop comes flying in with lights and sirens.

  • #2
    Karma....its Karma man!
    We are the willing, led by the unknowing, doing the impossible, for the ungrateful, we have now done so much, for so long - for so many, with so little, we can now do anything with nothing!!!

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    • #3
      A flawless display of self-pwnage!
      Osoroshii kangae nimo osoware masu...

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      • #4
        I'm having trouble accurately expressing my feelings about this, so here is an appropriate assortment of stickers:

        "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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        • #5
          Did you start snerking and thinking "dumbfuck" ?


          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a maroon!

          Cutenoob
          In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
          She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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          • #6
            The police log published in the paper only listed it as a MVA with the driver being cited for something.

            More like MIMV(moron in a Motor Vehicle)

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            • #7
              What the hell was he smoking/drinking/poping/snorting/ect...

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              • #8
                Quoth mattm04 View Post
                I leave and circle around from a distance and see the the body kit is destroyed, the passenger side tire/rim (of course it was some expensive 22 or whatnot) is bent and morons is kicking his car.
                IMNSHO, anyone who puts rims that big on their vehicle needs air in their brake lines. For the record, 1 of my 2 vehicles has 22 1/2" rims - and can tow 60,000 pounds on the fifth wheel.
                Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Aethian View Post
                  What the hell was he smoking/drinking/poping/snorting/ect...
                  This is your brain.
                  This is your brain on small penis.
                  Any questions?

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