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Coming back from Colorado with my uncle yesterday, we were cruising through St. Louis. My uncle was driving. We were in the passing lane (far left) and came up behind a stupid woman going 55 mph (speed limit was 70) and jabbering on her phone. We couldn't pass, so my uncle decided to ride her ass and flash his lights. When we could pass, my uncle got beside her and rolled down his window, rammed his finger out and screamed, "HANG UP THE GODDAMN PHONE, MOTHERFUCKER!" Too bad she wasn't paying attention.
Please forgive him, we had a long, stressful trip coming back from a long, stressful vacation, and St. Louis drivers are dumbasses anyway. We had two others after that who tried to merge into our lane without looking, also jawing away on their phones.
Please forgive him, we had a long, stressful trip coming back from a long, stressful vacation, and St. Louis drivers are dumbasses anyway. We had two others after that who tried to merge into our lane without looking, also jawing away on their phones.
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