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Okay, so you're a high-roller who's living large and has enough money for his own private coach.
And by private coach I don't mean an RV. Those could be as small as a minivan or pickup truck and you don't wish to slum it. I mean a full-sized motorcoach bus that's yours and yours alone.
But oh drat, your gargantuan substitute penis won't be able to fit in everyplace in Yellowstone Park. There are things that don't even have parking spaces large enough for buses! Horrors! But never fear! You've got your Chevy Suburban in tow behind the bus.
And now you've entered a certain geyser basin and there's no place for your bus and your Suburban to park.
What do you do?
What do you do?
Here's what you do. You park your motorcoach and Suburban right in the middle of the exit lane, forcing us common folk leaving in crappy little cars, SUVs, pickup trucks and RVs to swerve around you into oncoming traffic while you and your traveling companions file off the motorcoach to see da guyz-erz and stuff.
I gotta hand it to you. I thought there might be certain lines people vacationing in a national park would not cross. I see I was dead wrong.
And by private coach I don't mean an RV. Those could be as small as a minivan or pickup truck and you don't wish to slum it. I mean a full-sized motorcoach bus that's yours and yours alone.
But oh drat, your gargantuan substitute penis won't be able to fit in everyplace in Yellowstone Park. There are things that don't even have parking spaces large enough for buses! Horrors! But never fear! You've got your Chevy Suburban in tow behind the bus.
And now you've entered a certain geyser basin and there's no place for your bus and your Suburban to park.
What do you do?
What do you do?
Here's what you do. You park your motorcoach and Suburban right in the middle of the exit lane, forcing us common folk leaving in crappy little cars, SUVs, pickup trucks and RVs to swerve around you into oncoming traffic while you and your traveling companions file off the motorcoach to see da guyz-erz and stuff.
I gotta hand it to you. I thought there might be certain lines people vacationing in a national park would not cross. I see I was dead wrong.
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