A sex shop that used to be here in town had a pink SUV festooned with giant plastic rhinestones.
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Quoth blas View Post....in your pink car!
Both Monday and Tuesday, right before the exit I take to get off the freeway, I found myself being tailgated by a teen guy in one of those fuschia colored Chevy Cavaliers (it's not hot pink or Mary Kay pink, it's a pinkish purple).
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Y'know, a pink car? I can actually respect that, if the paint job is good quality (Unless it's on an H2, but that's because I can't respect ANYONE who would drive an H2)
What I CAN'T respect are the kids who drive little subcompact rattletraps... rusted out 84 Preludes, 91 Geo Metros, beat up Neons... and put big loud mufflers on them. Bonus points if they put the expensive 'phat' tires and rims on them too.
I'm sorry, but your car now sounds like an angry bumblebee. Nothing on EARTH is going to give your little 4 cylinder lawn mower engine the deep, throaty growl of a V8. And shiny spinning rims and low-profile tires will only draw attention to the fact that your passenger-side door is held on with bungee cords and duct tape!Check out my webcomic!
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Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostAt least it wasn't a pink camo car.Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.
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Quoth Polenicus View PostWhat I CAN'T respect are the kids who drive little subcompact rattletraps... rusted out 84 Preludes, 91 Geo Metros, beat up Neons... and put big loud mufflers on them. Bonus points if they put the expensive 'phat' tires and rims on them too.
I'm sorry, but your car now sounds like an angry bumblebee. Nothing on EARTH is going to give your little 4 cylinder lawn mower engine the deep, throaty growl of a V8.Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
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Quoth Polenicus View PostWhat I CAN'T respect are the kids who drive little subcompact rattletraps... rusted out 84 Preludes, 91 Geo Metros, beat up Neons... and put big loud mufflers on them. Bonus points if they put the expensive 'phat' tires and rims on them too.
I'm sorry, but your car now sounds like an angry bumblebee. Nothing on EARTH is going to give your little 4 cylinder lawn mower engine the deep, throaty growl of a V8. And shiny spinning rims and low-profile tires will only draw attention to the fact that your passenger-side door is held on with bungee cords and duct tape!
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Quoth 50 mission cap View PostYa and dont forget the spoiler on the back..Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
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Quoth protege View PostOh, you mean the park bench Seriously, all those things do is add extra weight! They don't do jack shit on a FWD economy car. Nor do they add horsepower, like many of those twits claim
Yes, I probably watch too much racing.The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
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Quoth protege View PostOh, you mean the park bench Seriously, all those things do is add extra weight! They don't do jack shit on a FWD economy car. Nor do they add horsepower, like many of those twits claimNo trees were killed in the posting of this message.
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Quoth BeeMused View PostBut, but, but... they add another 1/4 inch to their d*ck!I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Quoth blas View Post....in your pink car!
Both Monday and Tuesday, right before the exit I take to get off the freeway, I found myself being tailgated by a teen guy in one of those fuschia colored Chevy Cavaliers (it's not hot pink or Mary Kay pink, it's a pinkish purple)."I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House
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There used to be a couple of pretty good websites that dealt with these cars: ricestreet.com and ricecop.com. One of them had a nice little thing where you could calculate the "horsepower" of a car. I just remember kanji characters adding 5 hp per sticker. The fart plug added jillions of hp. And you have to use yellow spark plug wires because just anything else wouldn't do.
My favorite mod is the uniwiper.
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