I do believe it was Johnny Carson who said the worst drivers in the U.S. were in Wisconsin. I also believe we have the worst pedestrians in the U.S.
Was heading out to do my grocery shopping and pick up a few other things, and some dolt just goes strolling right out into traffic on the busiest street in town, while I have the green light, which means she had a sold "Don't Walk" sign staring her in the face.
And of course she waits to step out into traffic right as I'm approaching the intersection, so I had to hit the brakes. She was in a marked crosswalk; I'd be in Fucksville if I hit her.
And then, further on down the road, here comes some fuckface on a bike, right across the street as traffic is coming, not even at an intersection, pedaling about as slowly as humanly possible across the street. Yeah, he got the horn.
Was heading out to do my grocery shopping and pick up a few other things, and some dolt just goes strolling right out into traffic on the busiest street in town, while I have the green light, which means she had a sold "Don't Walk" sign staring her in the face.
And of course she waits to step out into traffic right as I'm approaching the intersection, so I had to hit the brakes. She was in a marked crosswalk; I'd be in Fucksville if I hit her.
And then, further on down the road, here comes some fuckface on a bike, right across the street as traffic is coming, not even at an intersection, pedaling about as slowly as humanly possible across the street. Yeah, he got the horn.
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