To the lady in the fancy car behind me;

[LillFilly]

I'm sorry that you were driving too close and too fast behind me, so that when the 2-kids stepped-off the curb in front of me and I immediately stopped, you had to stand on your brakes, stopping mere inches from me, and in the process mussing your perfect hair, and began yelling at me even though it was raining and both our windows were up; I saw your lips forming 4-letter words. I know not running over those boys added precious seconds to your important schedule, as you were probably late for your botox appointment.

[mattm04]

So the old, I'm a idiot and it's you fault I had to slam on my brakes because I was tailgating.