Three from yesterday as I made a last-minute run to the post office to mail a package.
#1 and #2 - Sorry I'm In Your Way
Driving down a residential street. I approached an intersection where I still had the green, only to see a minivan barreling down a side street toward the intersection. It just barely braked in time, stopping with its front wheels on the wrong side of the crosswalk. Pedestrians wishing to stay in the crosswalk would've had to go through the minivan. The lady in the van looked horribly inconvenienced that I was there, keeping her from making her turn-on-red.
Then just two blocks further down, I came to an intersection where the side street is on the left. They had a stop sign, I had nothing, meaning I had full right of way there. There were no cars in front of me, no cars behind me, and no cars coming from the other direction. Just as I drew parallel to them, they started turning toward me, almost hitting me as they fell in line behind me. Couldn't they wait for me to get past them first? It's not like they had to make the best of a gap in traffic. I was the only other traffic!
#3 - Moron on a Bicycle
This is the one that really gave me a heart attack, though. At the end of the previous residential street, I turn onto another. This street has about two blocks' worth of houses, then a really long apartment building on one side with tiny front yards and driveways spaced like regular houses, and a park on the other side of the street. Weaving lazily back and forth between one particular driveway and the park was the aforementioned Moron on a Bike. Just weaving back and forth across the street. I always seem to see the gangsta-wannabes with the low-slung pants doing this lazy figure eight on their too-small-for-them stunt bikes, and this guy looked to be no exception.
While I was still a block away, I saw him spot me and weave up into the driveway, where he proceeded to continue his figure-eights in the confines of the driveway. Just as I get abreast of him, he veered back into the street, nearly hitting my front bumper. I hit the brakes hard, yelping, and he just sort of meandered along the edge of the road past my side doors, with this lazy "what of it?" look on his face that I have since dubed "gangsta'cow." I swear it scared ten years off of me.
Seriously, if you're on a bike, you're not going to win in a head-on collision!
#1 and #2 - Sorry I'm In Your Way
Driving down a residential street. I approached an intersection where I still had the green, only to see a minivan barreling down a side street toward the intersection. It just barely braked in time, stopping with its front wheels on the wrong side of the crosswalk. Pedestrians wishing to stay in the crosswalk would've had to go through the minivan. The lady in the van looked horribly inconvenienced that I was there, keeping her from making her turn-on-red.
Then just two blocks further down, I came to an intersection where the side street is on the left. They had a stop sign, I had nothing, meaning I had full right of way there. There were no cars in front of me, no cars behind me, and no cars coming from the other direction. Just as I drew parallel to them, they started turning toward me, almost hitting me as they fell in line behind me. Couldn't they wait for me to get past them first? It's not like they had to make the best of a gap in traffic. I was the only other traffic!
#3 - Moron on a Bicycle
This is the one that really gave me a heart attack, though. At the end of the previous residential street, I turn onto another. This street has about two blocks' worth of houses, then a really long apartment building on one side with tiny front yards and driveways spaced like regular houses, and a park on the other side of the street. Weaving lazily back and forth between one particular driveway and the park was the aforementioned Moron on a Bike. Just weaving back and forth across the street. I always seem to see the gangsta-wannabes with the low-slung pants doing this lazy figure eight on their too-small-for-them stunt bikes, and this guy looked to be no exception.
While I was still a block away, I saw him spot me and weave up into the driveway, where he proceeded to continue his figure-eights in the confines of the driveway. Just as I get abreast of him, he veered back into the street, nearly hitting my front bumper. I hit the brakes hard, yelping, and he just sort of meandered along the edge of the road past my side doors, with this lazy "what of it?" look on his face that I have since dubed "gangsta'cow." I swear it scared ten years off of me.
Seriously, if you're on a bike, you're not going to win in a head-on collision!
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