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As some might (or might not) have known, I drove from Utah to Kansas over the holiday. For those outside the US, that's a 14.5 hour drive. The drive there was fairly uneventful. The drive back, however, was filled with suck from one particular driver that I then had to deal with multiple times on the way back. (shoot me now.)
I'm in Denver, headed north towards Ft. Collins to hit up wife and I's favorite brewery, when I need to start moving to the right to exit. I look, turn on my signal, and start moving, and GREEN COROLLA! Bastard saw (or didn't) me coming and pulled into the lane to keep me out. Almost killed both of us, and the sudden evasive maneuver had me squealing tires and trying not to cause a bigger mess. Asshole.
2 miles down the road, I exit the freeway, and Corolla lady moves to try to block me out of the exit lane. Wise to her stunts, I just keep trucking and let her deal with it. She ends up having to slam on her brakes to avoid rear ending me, as it would have been her at fault, not me.
I get to Ft Collins, stop for lunch, a beer taste test, and go to fuel up before leaving, and THE SAME DAMNED Corolla tries to block me out of the only open pump, and succeeds. Right then, the adjacent pump opens, so I take that one. After fueling up, I run inside to grab caffeine, and she's in there yelling at the poor clerk behind the counter. I'm seeing red, so I'm not paying attention to what she's saying, only that this lady's been a thorn in my side for 30 miles.
Leaving Ft. Collins, SHE'S THERE AGAIN! Cuts me off before speeding off into the distance. I didn't even get instant karmic retribution, as the highway patrol already had someone else pulled over.
I'm in Denver, headed north towards Ft. Collins to hit up wife and I's favorite brewery, when I need to start moving to the right to exit. I look, turn on my signal, and start moving, and GREEN COROLLA! Bastard saw (or didn't) me coming and pulled into the lane to keep me out. Almost killed both of us, and the sudden evasive maneuver had me squealing tires and trying not to cause a bigger mess. Asshole.
2 miles down the road, I exit the freeway, and Corolla lady moves to try to block me out of the exit lane. Wise to her stunts, I just keep trucking and let her deal with it. She ends up having to slam on her brakes to avoid rear ending me, as it would have been her at fault, not me.
I get to Ft Collins, stop for lunch, a beer taste test, and go to fuel up before leaving, and THE SAME DAMNED Corolla tries to block me out of the only open pump, and succeeds. Right then, the adjacent pump opens, so I take that one. After fueling up, I run inside to grab caffeine, and she's in there yelling at the poor clerk behind the counter. I'm seeing red, so I'm not paying attention to what she's saying, only that this lady's been a thorn in my side for 30 miles.
Leaving Ft. Collins, SHE'S THERE AGAIN! Cuts me off before speeding off into the distance. I didn't even get instant karmic retribution, as the highway patrol already had someone else pulled over.
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