Posting this on behalf of Hubs.
He had just gotten off the interstate, and was at a red light waiting for traffic to clear to turn right, when the car behind him starts honking. This is one of Hubs' greatest pet peeves. So, since he's not legally obligated to turn right on red, he proceeded to sit and wait for the light to actually turn green, just to piss off the impatient honker.
Mr. Impatient proceeded to tail Hubs. They turned onto a road where the lanes are divided by a wide median. Since there were no other cars, and Mr. Impatient was being a tailgating douche, Hubs proceeded to crawl along the 35mph road at a mere 20mph. Because of the median, Mr. Impatient could not pass, and had to wait until Hubs turned off (at which point the road drops down to 25mph, so you have to slow down anyways).
Yeah, don't piss my husband off on the roads, because he has the luxury of time and will not hesitate to fuck with you.
He had just gotten off the interstate, and was at a red light waiting for traffic to clear to turn right, when the car behind him starts honking. This is one of Hubs' greatest pet peeves. So, since he's not legally obligated to turn right on red, he proceeded to sit and wait for the light to actually turn green, just to piss off the impatient honker.
Mr. Impatient proceeded to tail Hubs. They turned onto a road where the lanes are divided by a wide median. Since there were no other cars, and Mr. Impatient was being a tailgating douche, Hubs proceeded to crawl along the 35mph road at a mere 20mph. Because of the median, Mr. Impatient could not pass, and had to wait until Hubs turned off (at which point the road drops down to 25mph, so you have to slow down anyways).
Yeah, don't piss my husband off on the roads, because he has the luxury of time and will not hesitate to fuck with you.
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