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Quoth Moirae View PostBut I've never seen a mosquito that big.
Just so ya know...the cockroaches come in super-deluxe jumbo size, as well. The bigger ones are capable of flight. The biggest I've seen in person was the size of my hand (...and I'm six foot four...), we allegedly have some as long as two feet, but I've never heard of anyone spotting one quite that huge. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if they DO exist, however.
On a more pleasant tangent -- for a similar reason, it wasn't until I was a teenager or so (I think) that I fully understood the correlation between the word "shrimp" and "something really small" -- When I think of a shrimp, I think of a crustacean as big as my entire thumb that comes a dozen to a pound, not some teeny little thing you can barely see"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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