I don't think I should go grocery shopping for a while

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I went grocery shopping last night. On the way to the store I almost ass-ended some old fart in a Buick cutting across two lanes of traffic right in front of me, on his way to the All You Can Gum special at the supper club. It was Friday night, after all.

And then at the store I nearly got run over by some dickbag in a pickup backing out of his parking space, when I know he could see me.

I think it's dangerous to go out alone.

[blas]

If it makes you feel better, I nearly slammed into the back end of some piece of carbage giant pickup truck that was hauling bag upon bag upon bag of garbage who proceeded to come to a dead stop at a green light.

[EricKei]

"carbage"...? *snort* Wheee, new word! I think I'll have to remember this one for use in the future.

[blas]

That word was courtesty of Irv some time a while back.