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DISCLAIMER: You should never drink and drive. You should only sometimes pretend-drink and drive. When there's nobody else and no cops on the road, to be specific.
The other day, Broski decided he wanted to tailgate me. It was somewhat late (about 9 or 10 at night) on a weeknight, so there was nobody else on the road, so I got an evil idea (that I learned from a webcomic). I took a swig of water from my non-descript aluminum bottle, put on my best drunk face, and proceeded to swerve. Not too much, just enough for Broski to back waaaaaayyyyyyy off, which he did.
Oh, me.
The other day, Broski decided he wanted to tailgate me. It was somewhat late (about 9 or 10 at night) on a weeknight, so there was nobody else on the road, so I got an evil idea (that I learned from a webcomic). I took a swig of water from my non-descript aluminum bottle, put on my best drunk face, and proceeded to swerve. Not too much, just enough for Broski to back waaaaaayyyyyyy off, which he did.
Oh, me.
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