I'm in the right lane on on a two lane road coming home from work. Ahead of me a turning lane opens up which I'm going to move into to get on the highway.
This all happened way faster than it takes to read.
At the last second the guy to my left must have decided he needed to get on the highway and he starts moving into my lane.
OK. Maybe he didn't see me. So I used my horn to make myself audible.
I know if I'm chaning lanes and hear a horn from a car I didn't see next to me, I freaking stop changing lanes and come up with a plan B.
Not this guy. He kept coming!
OK. He probably didn't hear me. Or he thinks his sense of entitlement is powerful enough to beam my car out of his way or something. Maybe he thinks my reflexes are so good they can bend the laws of space and time.
What really happened was that I swerved onto the shoulder, still blaring the horn and hoping he wouldn't keep coming and force me onto the sidewalk.
No such luck. I ended up on the freaking sidewalk because he just kept plowing over like I didn't exist. Thankfully nobody was on the sidewalk. Believe me I'd have let the guy hit me if that sidewalk had been occupied. Better him and me in our steel shells than some innocent pedestrian.
Then the road widened and I ended up in the turning lane with the idiot behind me. He must have FINALLY realized there was a CAR in the space he was trying to occupy and backed off. Glanced in the rearview and it was some old guy who was all wide-eyed and scowling. I guess he was taken by complete surprise that other cars were on the road. In a business area. On a weekday. At 5:15 PM.
After we both got on the highway I drove the speed limit hoping he would pass me so I could get his plate number. Yeah. He avoided me like the plague. Imagine.
This all happened way faster than it takes to read.
At the last second the guy to my left must have decided he needed to get on the highway and he starts moving into my lane.
OK. Maybe he didn't see me. So I used my horn to make myself audible.
I know if I'm chaning lanes and hear a horn from a car I didn't see next to me, I freaking stop changing lanes and come up with a plan B.
Not this guy. He kept coming!

OK. He probably didn't hear me. Or he thinks his sense of entitlement is powerful enough to beam my car out of his way or something. Maybe he thinks my reflexes are so good they can bend the laws of space and time.

What really happened was that I swerved onto the shoulder, still blaring the horn and hoping he wouldn't keep coming and force me onto the sidewalk.
No such luck. I ended up on the freaking sidewalk because he just kept plowing over like I didn't exist. Thankfully nobody was on the sidewalk. Believe me I'd have let the guy hit me if that sidewalk had been occupied. Better him and me in our steel shells than some innocent pedestrian.

Then the road widened and I ended up in the turning lane with the idiot behind me. He must have FINALLY realized there was a CAR in the space he was trying to occupy and backed off. Glanced in the rearview and it was some old guy who was all wide-eyed and scowling. I guess he was taken by complete surprise that other cars were on the road. In a business area. On a weekday. At 5:15 PM.
After we both got on the highway I drove the speed limit hoping he would pass me so I could get his plate number. Yeah. He avoided me like the plague. Imagine.

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