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    i copied and paste this story as well lol

    so i was driving I-84 west and traffic was pretty bad. like almost stopped. but i had my friend in the car with me, so we took the HOV lane. which was good at first, but that slowed down too.

    all of a sudden i hear *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH* and this car is flying up behind me. and ends up sliding next to me. all i could smell was burnt rubber.

    SO DAMN CLOSE TO SMASHING US…like really fast!

    did i mention this was the HOV lane? yea. so he was alone in his car. and he was from massachusetts. masshole.

    i guess he couldnt handle the traffic because a few minutes later he decided to drive down the embankment and go east instead. good luck going 0-70 from the grass into the fast lane of traffic. dickwad

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    Wait. He drove down the embankment? WTeverlovingF?! I'm still trying to picture how anyone could think this was a good idea... and I keep getting an "Out of Cheese" error.
    EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS CANCER AND MADNESS. (Gravekeeper)
    ~-~
    Also, I have been told that I am sarcastic. I don’t know where anyone would get such an impression.(Gravekeeper again)

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    • #3
      Quoth Aisling View Post
      Wait. He drove down the embankment? WTeverlovingF?! I'm still trying to picture how anyone could think this was a good idea... and I keep getting an "Out of Cheese" error.
      he just turned left while waiting in line and drove away. ive seen this before multiple times...

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      • #4
        Quoth Aisling View Post
        Wait. He drove down the embankment? WTeverlovingF?! I'm still trying to picture how anyone could think this was a good idea... and I keep getting an "Out of Cheese" error.
        Hex?

        Do I detect another Pratchett fan?
        Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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        • #5
          Quoth Marmalady View Post
          Hex?

          Do I detect another Pratchett fan?
          Are there eight colours in your rainbow?
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #6
            Quoth Marmalady View Post
            Hex?

            Do I detect another Pratchett fan?
            Quoth dalesys View Post
            Are there eight colours in your rainbow?
            <looks up from a rousing game of thud to check the rainbow> Yup.
            EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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            • #7
              Yay for Pratchett!

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              • #8
                Quoth dalesys View Post
                Are there eight colours in your rainbow?
                Octarine is a sort of greeny-purple.
                Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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                • #9
                  I guess we're all Prattfellers.
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • #10
                    Civis Morporkia sum.
                    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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