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After exiting the express way I was in the outermost of two turn lane for left turns.
The light turns green and I start making the turn, about halfway through the intersection a large black truck starts crowding into my lane from the innermost turn lane and lays on the horn. I honk back and he makes an aggressive swerve at me - at this point a little birdie (middle finger) flutters up and dances in my window.
The dude then swoops in behind me and tailgates me dangerously close I should not have then given him the doulbe bird but I did.
He does this for a few intersections then when I have to stop behind a towtruck at a light he changes lanes and pulls up next to me on my left. He rolls down his window so I turn off my radio and do the same.
This is what was said :
Twp(teeny weeny peeny dude) something to the effect of : Get out and fight me
Me : What kind of moron changes lanes in the middle of an intersection during a turn?
Twp : Grumble grumble rawr (he had a very quiet voice I had a hard time hearing him)
Me : I am 6 foot 4 and know martial arts, I am not afraid of you in your penis replacement mobile.
The look on his face was priceless - I didn't even have to raise my voice.
I then roll up my window and continue on my way laughing to myself. He turns off into a car dealership a few lights later on the left side of the road - why the hell did he want to be on the right side of the road in the first place then?
What a tard. On a side note the dude was short and balding. His truck dwarfed my puny car maybe he figured I should fear him and get out of his way?
The light turns green and I start making the turn, about halfway through the intersection a large black truck starts crowding into my lane from the innermost turn lane and lays on the horn. I honk back and he makes an aggressive swerve at me - at this point a little birdie (middle finger) flutters up and dances in my window.
The dude then swoops in behind me and tailgates me dangerously close I should not have then given him the doulbe bird but I did.
He does this for a few intersections then when I have to stop behind a towtruck at a light he changes lanes and pulls up next to me on my left. He rolls down his window so I turn off my radio and do the same.
This is what was said :
Twp(teeny weeny peeny dude) something to the effect of : Get out and fight me
Me : What kind of moron changes lanes in the middle of an intersection during a turn?
Twp : Grumble grumble rawr (he had a very quiet voice I had a hard time hearing him)
Me : I am 6 foot 4 and know martial arts, I am not afraid of you in your penis replacement mobile.
The look on his face was priceless - I didn't even have to raise my voice.
I then roll up my window and continue on my way laughing to myself. He turns off into a car dealership a few lights later on the left side of the road - why the hell did he want to be on the right side of the road in the first place then?
What a tard. On a side note the dude was short and balding. His truck dwarfed my puny car maybe he figured I should fear him and get out of his way?
I wish I could've seen that! Nice job putting that bully in his place. 
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