I think when people walk around in parking lots, all that exhaust drops their IQ a few points. I swear I have seen some of the stupidest shit at the store. We have the:
Elderly Turtle Daredevils: These are people usually between 70 and 100 who decide that they need to cross the road RIGHT NOW and screw the people driving around them, all at negative 1mph.
Wild Roaming Children: Children whose caretakers allow to wander/run/skip around the lot.
Zombies: These are people that cross the road in front of the store and don't even look around them, bonus points if their on their phone.
Elderly Turtle Daredevils: These are people usually between 70 and 100 who decide that they need to cross the road RIGHT NOW and screw the people driving around them, all at negative 1mph.
Wild Roaming Children: Children whose caretakers allow to wander/run/skip around the lot.
Zombies: These are people that cross the road in front of the store and don't even look around them, bonus points if their on their phone.
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