Day 2: I hate you so much.

[iradney]

Hmmmm
Plain chocolate just won't cut it here...
Gravekeeper, you need this quite badly
*Mixes up a strong chocotini and hands it over*

[Ackee]

Lime Jello of defeat

...but I'm beyond the point of caring. I sailed by the Point of Caring an hour ago. Right now I'm working on drifting blindly into the Sea of Bitterness where I hope to wreck the ship on the Rocks of Utter Despair and slip into the sweet, sweet darkness of the ocean depths. Where I can get some peace and quiet. What the heck were we talking about again? Oh, right. You being an idiot.


Ha HA!

Me: "and your postal code?"
SC: "Oh, you got me there."

Yeah, I'm a clever bastard. I've been planning this the entire call. Everything I've talked to you about thus far was all just a set up leading to this moment! I've just been leading you along until I had you where I could devilishly outwit you! TASTE THE LIME JELLO OF DEFEAT!~@.

This made me laugh so hard I cried. I will never look at jello in quite the same way again

[Becks]

SC: "Oh, I make sure everything I have is all natural! Like vitamins and stuff! Like, oh, what's that word…."
Me: "Organic?"
SC: "Yeah, organic!"

Yeah, cus cigarettes are full of vitamin C and calcium.

I wish they were, instead of embalming fluid.

At least I don't smoke the ones made out of pencil shavings.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Could be the specialist one might need to see to get a perscription for micohksafalin.

There are little blue pills for that, you know.

[XCashier]

I should point out, from the safety of my bullet-proof little room here, that there is indeed Urban Camo.

http://www.armysurplusworld.com/prod...productID=2937

I must be insane, because I think those pants look pretty cool.

Back OT, I feel so guilty reading Gravekeeper's posts. They make me laugh out loud, especially GK's replies to the especially dim-witted, yet I feel bad that GK has to go through that. Here's to you, you deserve it!

[Andara Bledin]

Ah, the joys of Googling....

Hello Kitty Camo Boyshorts
Blue Camo Bedding Set
Example of Flourescent Camo (what could you possibly be hiding in?!?)
Baby Camo Sets

^-.-^

[Kara]

I must be insane, because I think those pants look pretty cool.

Then I must be psychotic, because I kind of like the pink camo.

I wouldn't buy them. They seem too teeny-bopper for me. If I were 10 years younger, it would be tempting.

[RogueThinker]

Nicotine is a Vegetable

Oh gods, it feels good to know I'm not the only one to hear a rhetorical question and and look up the answer on the internets.

Gravekeeper, at least you didn't have to LIVE with Ms. Organic Ciggy. I had two former roommates who were heavy smokers and strict vegetarians. Spent, I kid you not, 37 minutes looking for fat-free yogurt without gelatin in it at the grocery store.

Because with a pack-a-week habit, it's ground-up hooves that will kill you.

BTW, Hi! My name is NEW

[XCashier]

Blue Camo Bedding Set

That's actually kind of pretty. I like all those shades of blue.

Example of Flourescent Camo (what could you possibly be hiding in?!?)

A bad acid trip?!

Baby Camo Sets

Actually, those could be useful when you're feeding baby strained vegetables. Especially ones that can stain, like spinach and carrots. Just match the camo to what you'll be feeding him/her, and if it stains, it just becomes part of the design! (And how do I know this? A friend of mine gave my then-baby son an orange tie-dye onesie, which came in very handy when I fed him carrots!)

[Andara Bledin]

Yeah, XCashier, I like the blue on that set, too.

As for the bad acid trip camo stuff... I actually watched someone on a bad acid trip (it wasn't the acid but the speed he took with it that set him off). He lost his hands. I sh!t you not. Then, he marvelled for about 15 minutes when he found them again.

Turns out they were at the ends of his arms.

^-.-^

[Gravekeeper]

Oh gods, it feels good to know I'm not the only one to hear a rhetorical question and and look up the answer on the internets.

Gravekeeper, at least you didn't have to LIVE with Ms. Organic Ciggy. I had two former roommates who were heavy smokers and strict vegetarians. Spent, I kid you not, 37 minutes looking for fat-free yogurt without gelatin in it at the grocery store.

Because with a pack-a-week habit, it's ground-up hooves that will kill you.

BTW, Hi! My name is NEW

Welcome to our Hell.