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  • Dear old people:

    What is it with you and your electric razors full of old person hair that you bring to me semi-routinely because you need new cutting heads for them?

    FFS, clean them out before you bring them into the store! Or, at the very least, don't try disassembling the thing looking for the model number you think is printed somewhere inside.

    Or, better yet, take some time to read the novel (actually, short story) that came packaged along with your razor. It's a gripping read about a Spanish man named Manual. Somewhere in the course of the story the exact type of replacement heads you will need will be revealed to you, so you don't even need to shlep that filthy thing into the store.

    One other thing, can you not wait until five minutes before I'm scheduled to leave for the day and I have a cart full of stuff I need to put on the shelf before I can go home, to come and find me to help you with the replacement razor heads? Or failing that, go bother somebody else?
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  • #2
    I've seen that happen twice that I can remember. Totally hate when they did that. At least they didn't try to disassemble it.

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    • #3
      The model number sounds like a major spoiler. Wouldn't want them ruining it for others, would you.
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      • #4
        I have had people do that with dildos and lubes. Yucky.

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        • #5
          Quoth Amajean View Post
          I have had people do that with . . .
          Well. That escalated quickly!

          Feel a little better 'bout your razors now Irv?

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            Humans are SO gross sometimes...
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            • #7
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              Or, better yet, take some time to read the novel (actually, short story) that came packaged along with your razor. It's a gripping read about a Spanish man named Manual.
              Did you get that from this Dilbert strip?
              http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/1995-12-10/

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