How is this price not clear?

[Imogene]

It's printed in black ink, not clear ink?

It's opaque!
"Are we clear?"
"No, we're opaque. *snap fingers* NOW we're clear."

[powerboy]

To me, it is one box for $6.99. But then again I am not an SC

[Midnight12]

oh man...at least you weren't the sign maker? I ran that program ONCE....and there were SO many slots for EVERY detail...they even had a slot that you had to put 1 in so that the customer could not argue what yours did. 1 bin for 6.99 the dot and all.
and all that prints out is in huge font...card savings and not card savings sheesh
sorry you had to put up with that.

[Dave1982]

No, I wasn't the sign maker. But even if I was, all I have to do is punch in the SKU or UPC and the correct pricing and description info is automatcially retrieved. Then I select the size of the sign and it's automatically rendered for me. Easy as pie.

[evilhomer]

If you look behind and to the right of the sign, you can see two boxes, one inside the other. That's what I meant. In fact, that particular pair is the very pair that this moron wanted to buy (not that that really matters).

So in order to satisfy this kind of moron, you can't stack any boxes inside of each other. You have to individually place them and fill your whole store in the process


"Actually sir, it's this pretty sign that costs 6.99. If you want the box.... hmmm let me add that up.... box 6.99, tylenol for the damn headache you gave me 8.99, therapy because of you dumbasses... 199/session, stupidity levy.... very well sir, the box itself will cost you $956.99"

[Imogene]

Can we share credit?

I see no reason not to.
*walks over to a stack of unopened credit card offers, picks one, hands it to Becky*
I just realized your handle shortens to BS. Did you do that intentionally, like Irving?

[booger]

Wow, I want to live in a world where "box" means "boxes."
*headdesk*

[Andara Bledin]

Booger, it's like haiku or ninja. It's the same whether it's singular or plural.

^-.-^