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Situation #1: It's a busy day and your store ran out of large bags but shipment is coming in on Tuesday. You get a customer who buys Paper towels and Some Mats. The customer asks for large bags for the Mats and Paper Towels. You tell her that you don't have any large bags. After you tell her that you are out of bags she demands them anyways because she is catching the bus and she needs to carry her stuff
WHAT.........THE........HELL.......DO.......YOU... ..DO?
What the hell do you do? Do you
A. Tell her "What do you expect me to do, get a large bag out of my ass?"
B. Get the Bag provider for the store to hurry up with the large bags because there's a customer waiting for one.
C. Give her a Garbage bag.
Situation#2: You are a CSM or a Courtesy Clerk. You have line-ups of like 30 people in each till, you page for more till trained associates but no-body's coming, you get a bitchy, angry customer come up to you and asks for more cashiers.
HOLY SH*T
WHAT.........THE........F*CK.......DO.......YOU... ..DO?
What the f*ck do you do? do you
A. Tell her to shop somewhere less busy if you don't want to wait in line
B. Page for more till trained associates even though nobody will come
C. Tell her "What do you expect me to do? grab a Cashier out of my ass?"
Situation#3: It's a very busy day. You are scanning this elderly lady's crapload of groceries and chemicals. After taking about 10 minutes to finish ringing everything through and bagged the Elderly Lady thinks you remember every single item in detail and gives you a S#itload of Coupons AFTER you put her stuff through.
F*CKBALLS
WHAT.........THE........F*CKINGHELL.......DO...... .YOU.....DO?
What the f*cking hell do you do? do you
A. Tell her it's too busy and you can't accept her coupons because she gave them to you after you rang her stuff through.
B. Take more time again to go through every single item and see if the coupon is valid for that. Meanwhile the guy behind her says C'MON and you THINK but NOT say "Well go to another line if you don't want to wait.
C. Ring every single coupon through anyway. See if you can risk the people working in Accounting BICHING at you for using THE WRONG COUPONS!! GRRRRR!!
Situation #4: You are working the express tills and your line-up is like 15 people long and the other tills have 30 people. You are supposed to enforce the 10 items or less rule on your till. Some asshat who can't count, read or doesn't give a shit about what he's doing comes with a shitload of cans, clothes and duo-tangs.
MOTHERF*CKER
WHAT.........THE........HELL.......DO.......YOU... ..DO?
What the hell do you do? do you
A: Tell the SC to go to another lineup since the sign clearly says "10 items or less" and maybe the Jerk will know next time to read and pay attention.
B: Serve him anyways
C: Ring 10 of his items and tell him in wait in line again because that how much you are allowed to scan per customer, or another option is to tell him to go to a NON-EXPRESS till.
Situation#5: It's a busy day and you are just ringing up some people through real fast to get the highest IPH in the store and you want to achieve that goal. Some cheapskate tells you the chips are $1.85 and they are scanning at $1.75
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WHAT.........THE........CRAP.......DO.......YOU... ..DO?
What the crap do you do? do you
A: Give the customer 10 cents because it's nonsense that she stops you on a busy day for a stupid 10 cent price check.
B: Call for a price check anyways
C: Tell her 'Im serious, that's the right priced I checked it before (EVEN though you didn't).
Situation#6: You are just starting your shift. You're counting your float with your close sign up. Someone bothers you and asks if you are openING (EMPHASIS ON THE ING!!)
HOLY SH*TBALLS
WHAT.........THE........HOLY.......CRAP.......DO.. .....YOU.....DO?
What the holy crap do you do? do you
A: Assume that she also means "are you open?" and tell her "I'm closed, my signs up".
B: Ignore her
C: Say for security purposes I can't tell you when I am opening my till. Please wait a moment and I will tell everyone when I am open.. Show some consideration for others waiting.
Situation #1: It's a busy day and your store ran out of large bags but shipment is coming in on Tuesday. You get a customer who buys Paper towels and Some Mats. The customer asks for large bags for the Mats and Paper Towels. You tell her that you don't have any large bags. After you tell her that you are out of bags she demands them anyways because she is catching the bus and she needs to carry her stuff
WHAT.........THE........HELL.......DO.......YOU... ..DO?
What the hell do you do? Do you
A. Tell her "What do you expect me to do, get a large bag out of my ass?"
B. Get the Bag provider for the store to hurry up with the large bags because there's a customer waiting for one.
C. Give her a Garbage bag.
Situation#2: You are a CSM or a Courtesy Clerk. You have line-ups of like 30 people in each till, you page for more till trained associates but no-body's coming, you get a bitchy, angry customer come up to you and asks for more cashiers.
HOLY SH*T
WHAT.........THE........F*CK.......DO.......YOU... ..DO?
What the f*ck do you do? do you
A. Tell her to shop somewhere less busy if you don't want to wait in line
B. Page for more till trained associates even though nobody will come
C. Tell her "What do you expect me to do? grab a Cashier out of my ass?"
Situation#3: It's a very busy day. You are scanning this elderly lady's crapload of groceries and chemicals. After taking about 10 minutes to finish ringing everything through and bagged the Elderly Lady thinks you remember every single item in detail and gives you a S#itload of Coupons AFTER you put her stuff through.
F*CKBALLS
WHAT.........THE........F*CKINGHELL.......DO...... .YOU.....DO?
What the f*cking hell do you do? do you
A. Tell her it's too busy and you can't accept her coupons because she gave them to you after you rang her stuff through.
B. Take more time again to go through every single item and see if the coupon is valid for that. Meanwhile the guy behind her says C'MON and you THINK but NOT say "Well go to another line if you don't want to wait.
C. Ring every single coupon through anyway. See if you can risk the people working in Accounting BICHING at you for using THE WRONG COUPONS!! GRRRRR!!
Situation #4: You are working the express tills and your line-up is like 15 people long and the other tills have 30 people. You are supposed to enforce the 10 items or less rule on your till. Some asshat who can't count, read or doesn't give a shit about what he's doing comes with a shitload of cans, clothes and duo-tangs.
MOTHERF*CKER
WHAT.........THE........HELL.......DO.......YOU... ..DO?
What the hell do you do? do you
A: Tell the SC to go to another lineup since the sign clearly says "10 items or less" and maybe the Jerk will know next time to read and pay attention.
B: Serve him anyways
C: Ring 10 of his items and tell him in wait in line again because that how much you are allowed to scan per customer, or another option is to tell him to go to a NON-EXPRESS till.
Situation#5: It's a busy day and you are just ringing up some people through real fast to get the highest IPH in the store and you want to achieve that goal. Some cheapskate tells you the chips are $1.85 and they are scanning at $1.75
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WHAT.........THE........CRAP.......DO.......YOU... ..DO?
What the crap do you do? do you
A: Give the customer 10 cents because it's nonsense that she stops you on a busy day for a stupid 10 cent price check.
B: Call for a price check anyways
C: Tell her 'Im serious, that's the right priced I checked it before (EVEN though you didn't).
Situation#6: You are just starting your shift. You're counting your float with your close sign up. Someone bothers you and asks if you are openING (EMPHASIS ON THE ING!!)
HOLY SH*TBALLS
WHAT.........THE........HOLY.......CRAP.......DO.. .....YOU.....DO?
What the holy crap do you do? do you
A: Assume that she also means "are you open?" and tell her "I'm closed, my signs up".
B: Ignore her
C: Say for security purposes I can't tell you when I am opening my till. Please wait a moment and I will tell everyone when I am open.. Show some consideration for others waiting.
Man, it sounds like you've had a rough day!
I AM the evil bastard!
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