Under the Kilt

[NateTheChops]

Imagined ideal responses:

Oh, that reminds me, I need to buy baby carrots and cherry tomatoes.

[PepperElf]

When I saw the title, my brain went straight to this: http://store.thedevilspanties.com/De...&searchSize=12

Jennie Breeden is just, well, brilliant.

But that guy was just a moron.

My first thought went to this. But that's a clever poster too.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Imagined ideal responses:

- Deadpan 'we are not amused' stare
- Perplexed eyebrow 'is that it?' raise
- Amused 'aw, wee lamb' snigger

Or, this:

"Is that ALL you've got?" (best works with deadpan face)

"And, as usual, Shakespeare was right: Much Ado About Nothing."

[Sparky]

Huh.

My mind went here: http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar...s_soldiers.htm

[wolfie]

We saw this guy in a kilt. We were suprised to see him in the full outfit right down to his shoes. We didn't mean to stare but he was like six feet away. my co worker liked his shoes. So Kilt guy (KG) saw his seeing him:

KG: Hey you ever wonder what's under a kilt?!

He yelled this and me and my cw both said: no!

Standard joke: Curious young woman tourist in Scotland asks one of the locals "What's worn under a Scotsman's kilt?" Scotsman answers "Nay, lassie, 'tis not worn at all. 'Tis in excellent condition."

Should have shut our eyes. Cuz the next thing we know he flips his kilt up and flashes us. He went commando. Us: Him:

Slight error in terminology. Don't know about Utilikilts, but for proper Scottish kilts (note: the pattern of the tartan shows clan or other - such as membership in the Black Watch - affiliation) the wearer doesn't go commando. He goes Regimental.

[fireheart]

One if the groups that features at the local medieval fair wears kilts for their performances.

We've joked on multiple occasions that the kids would get a sex education lesson if it happened to be windy one day
(the group DOES consist of women as well as men. Two of the men are also quite old and dance around broadswords)

[auntiem]

My mind went to the commercial with the response to the All Black's Hakka (sp?)
(it is the second video, but the first one is funny too):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo6Jo...761F5E6F9C3ABF

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

- Amused 'aw, wee lamb' snigger

Funny, I've been using that a lot when dealing with EW's and SC's. Usually when they get all butt hurt about not getting their way.

[fireheart]

My mind went to the commercial with the response to the All Black's Hakka (sp?)
(it is the second video, but the first one is funny too):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo6Jo...761F5E6F9C3ABF

That's a pretty funny commercial.

And the overanalytical one in me is trying to work out what haka they're chanting. (it's not Ka Mate and I don't think it's Kapa O Pango, which are the two haka the All Black's tend to use)

[dawnfire]

That's a pretty funny commercial.

And the overanalytical one in me is trying to work out what haka they're chanting. (it's not Ka Mate and I don't think it's Kapa O Pango, which are the two haka the All Black's tend to use)

I thought the same

[fireheart]

Hmm....I wonder if the guy would've consented to a kilt blowing.....

[vloglady]

What do you find under a Scot's kilt?

On a good night, lipstick. LOL

[PandaHat]

"And, as usual, Shakespeare was right: Much Ado About Nothing."

Actually, 'nothing' was Elizabethan slang for, em, *whispers* lady parts. Shakespeare did like his rude puns.

[Mr Hero]

My mind went to this Simpsons clip.

[C. Cecil Ivanish]

That's a pretty funny commercial.

And the overanalytical one in me is trying to work out what haka they're chanting. (it's not Ka Mate and I don't think it's Kapa O Pango, which are the two haka the All Black's tend to use)

Sorry for the late reply but - not the Kapa O Pango either. Clearly not either of the Rugby Union hakas. Still a brilliant one though.