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    My job includes making sure that no vehicles sneak on to the pedestrian paths in the park. Yesterday I caught a couple on a Harley-Davidson motorcycle driving around. When I stopped them and told them no vehicles were allowed the driver's confused response was "This counts as a vehicle?"


    His passenger also complained that there were no signs saying this. I helpfully pointed out the two giant wooden signs as well as the row of pylons that they had to have driven around to get in.
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    You could put up billboards right next to these paths and some people would miss them.
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      Aliteracy is alive and well in the modern age.
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        Idiots.

        Reminds me of the morons I've seen riding mountain bikes down hiking paths in a park we used to go to. They had to go right past a large sign that said bikes were not allowed on the trail. What's really annoying is that there are plenty of other places in the same park that they could be riding their bikes, but no, they had to go down THAT trail.
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