Internet

[Sandiercy]

I manage a game store/internet cafe. We get some interesting people all the time and today was not the exception.

Me: Awesome game store manager who dont take no crap.
SC: Weird looking guy who I did not trust or like the moment he came in the store.

SC: Hi, gimme some internet time (said in the most snotty of voices).
Me: *pulls a Gord and finds random excuse of the day* *See side note* Sorry sir, games only on these computers.
SC: I come here all the time, you must give me service.
Me: *I work at this store more than I do anything else and have never seen him before* Sorry sir, cant help you.
SC: *Turns around, spits on the floor, stomps out, and while going out the door dumps his large drink all over the floor by our entrance*
Me: Dont ever come back!

I grab a mop and go to clean up. Mall janitor meets me at the spill with a mop of his own and a "wet floor" sign and we clean up the mess. Janitor leaves and I am discussing said event with a regular when a woman walks by, nearly slips on the water and curses up a storm complete with the words "Well they should have a sign up to warn people of the floor". I just point at the wet floor sign and walk away.

*Side Note* I basically work for Gord 2.0 so can talk to customers this way without fear of retribution.

[Dentarthurdent]

Janitor leaves and I am discussing said event with a regular when a woman walks by, nearly slips on the water and curses up a storm complete with the words "Well they should have a sign up to warn people of the floor". I just point at the wet floor sign and walk away.

As someone who has watched a woman FULL ON WALK INTO a wet floor sign and nearly trip over it, I can confirm that humans are this unobservant.

[Pixilated]

We usually mop the floor at my place while it's still open for business (as I suspect most places do). I put the bright yellow "Wet floor" sign right smack in the middle of the entrance ... but I'm still waiting for somebody to slip and scream, "WHY ISN'T THERE A SIGN?!?" or "YOU NEED A BIGGER SIGN!!"

Or better yet, trip OVER the sign ...

[Caractacus_Potts]

You must have seen the video of the woman walking in a mall while texting who face plants into a fountain.

http://youtu.be/jPW8xmI4w6U

[RealUnimportant]

We have people kick our signs out of the way while complaining about the slippery floor...

[Ceir]

We have people kick our signs out of the way while complaining about the slippery floor...

Had it happen at the movie theater years ago.

@OP: ...yes, customer. Spillage of soda is such a horrible punishment for turning away someone who gives us the creeps. Bravo. </sarcasm>

Now if you could just smack them with the mop post-cleanup....