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  • #16
    Quoth dalesys View Post
    Back from the future, are we?
    Pretty sure the tv show 20/20 was being referenced.
    At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

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    • #17
      Quoth mathnerd View Post
      Pretty sure the tv show 20/20 was being referenced.
      My vision is 20/2000 uncorrected... but 2000/20 when I can twis'-quote someone!
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #18
        Quoth Argabarga View Post
        Well, then surely you have horsemeat..... right?
        I can buy horse meat at my local grocery store... and I live in Canada. I can also get goat, elk, ostrich, emu, wildebeest, bison, kangaroo and a few other oddities. All in the freezer section at the major grocery store.
        GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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        • #19
          Quoth tollbaby View Post

          I can buy horse meat at my local grocery store... and I live in Canada. I can also get goat, elk, ostrich, emu, wildebeest, bison, kangaroo and a few other oddities. All in the freezer section at the major grocery store.
          At times we can get roo, buffalo, elk, goat, and mutton (hardly ever get lamb). Most often then not we only have the top three or pug, cow, and chicken.

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          • #20
            Quoth Aethian View Post
            Most often then not we only have the top three or pug, cow, and chicken.
            Best typo of the year!

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            • #21
              F'ing hell my new phone is going to be the death of me with all of these autocorrects! What's bad is a lot of the autocorrects aren't even for misspelled words!

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              • #22
                Quoth tollbaby View Post
                I can buy horse meat at my local grocery store... and I live in Canada. I can also get goat, elk, ostrich, emu, wildebeest, bison, kangaroo and a few other oddities. All in the freezer section at the major grocery store.
                We had that in TX, they prided themselves in being able to get any kind of meat you wanted, it just might take a bit.
                Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.
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                • #23
                  Quoth Aethian View Post
                  F'ing hell my new phone is going to be the death of me with all of these autocorrects! What's bad is a lot of the autocorrects aren't even for misspelled words!
                  If you're using an iPhone, they are notorious for that.
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                  • #24
                    Quoth Argabarga View Post
                    Well, then surely you have horsemeat..... right?
                    Sometimes you can. but in Dieppe New Brunswick you can't any more.

                    There was a lot of hooplah a few years back because the first or second season of Top Chef Canada had Horsemeat as an ingredient, and ever since it pops up again (like the above story)

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