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  • #16
    You guys are amusing me too much to tell you this: It isn't a cabin.

    AH! THE SECRET IS OUT

    *hides*

    But no, seriously, it's 3 stories, 3 bedrooms, 2 and 1/2 bathrooms. They call it the 'lighthouse' because like, everything is caked in lighthouses.

    We actually started a fun 'beat the Joneses' race in the neighborhood.

    When we got the Lighthouse, it WAS a cabin. Then we added onto it, and it became the best house on the street.

    Then we bought the house next door and fixed it up. (My parents were flippers before the housing collapse.) They sold off the garage, which was turned into a house. (4 bedrooms! I don't know how the lady did it.)

    Then, two doors down from that, they added onto the house and garage (to add a living space above it), and they caked their house in rock siding, so it looks like it was built out of rocks. It's actually gorgeous.

    Then, the lady next to it, after all her kids moved out, decided to tear down her house and TRIPLE the size with the new one.

    Nobody understands it.

    Now, the house on the other side of us is being replaced. (It used to be a parked mobile home, so nobody is complaining.)

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    • #17
      Cabin or not, I stand by my letter to the fucktards.

      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
      Still A Customer."

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