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    I manage a game store that has an internet cafe. SC comes in and purchases some time on the "puter" ($2 worth for 1 hr, we are pretty cheap compared to most places). I take his money, direct him to a computer, and relax. SC demands a receipt. I explain that we dont give out receipts for cash purchases under $3. SC goes all CBF (Cat butt face) and starts demanding on stating that he needs it for tax purposes and that he will get in big trouble if he doesnt get a receipt for EVERYTHING!!!! Me just wanting to get him out of my face did some quick math in head and entered an amount into register which with tax came out to just a few cents over $2. SC says "oh thats fine, it doesnt have to be exact".

    Grr, why did you make such a big deal of it if it did not need to be exact???

    Story the 2nd (gross)

    I wear flip flops because 1 it is summer and hot and 2 they are damn comfortable. Oh yeah, and 3 because I bought them in Cancun for $1. Today I walked into the men's Loos (mall washroom) and walk to the urinals, unzip and proceed to do my thing. I feel splashing on my feet and look down to see a puddle of urine on the floor and person next to me getting half his urine into the urinal, half on the floor which was splashing up onto my feet. Needless to say, I left that area very quickly.
    "Employees can make or break any business, so treat them with respect. Job satisfaction has little to do with money. Discover what it has to do with and make sure they get it."

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    Ewww.

    Well, on the plus side, you won't have to worry about athlete's foot. Supposedly this is one way to kill off the fungus that causes it.
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    • #3
      I suppose you should be glad they were $1 flip-flops and not hundred-dollar dress shoes...

      Seriously, why do so many guys have so much difficulty getting all of their urine into the urinal or toilet? Is it really that difficult to aim properly? Or hit a target several inches in diameter with a thin stream of liquid at point blank range?
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      • #4
        Quoth XCashier View Post
        ...so much difficulty...
        Gotta knock down them flies. 'Specially the invisible ones...
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        • #5
          Oh, and the pigs are flying yet again. The SC from first story actually came up and apologized for his attitude.
          "Employees can make or break any business, so treat them with respect. Job satisfaction has little to do with money. Discover what it has to do with and make sure they get it."

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          • #6
            Quoth XCashier View Post
            I suppose you should be glad they were $1 flip-flops and not hundred-dollar dress shoes...

            Seriously, why do so many guys have so much difficulty getting all of their urine into the urinal or toilet? Is it really that difficult to aim properly? Or hit a target several inches in diameter with a thin stream of liquid at point blank range?
            Well, too many guys aren't paying attention. Some of us have physical "shortcomings" that make aiming next to impossible (and sitting down has us aimed at the crack between the seat and bowl. Grrr)

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