My Psychic Powers Called into Question Again

[braindead]

Me- Greatest phone psychic ever
SC-well you all know

Me-Thank you for calling XXX This is braindead can I please have your first and last name?
SC-This number doesn't work
Me-OK.....Who are you trying to call
SC-Rants off number
Me-ok but who are you trying to reach
SC-rants off number again adding this doesn't work

*this goes on for a good 5 minutes and I am losing it. I usually out last them but this just about made my brain implode.

Me-OK Sir (the sir only comes out when I am getting pissed) you need to tell me the name of who you are trying to call or what you are wanting because there is no way I can tell you who you are trying to call in CA its a big state and I need you to be more specific.
SC-Well I needed a mailing list.
*ding ding ding we have a winner. I know who he is trying to reach.
Me-Ok I know who you are trying to call. I need you to get a pen and write down the name of the person you are trying to reach
SC-Ok
Me- I give company name. Did you write that down?
SC-Yeah just give me the number.
Me-Ok here is the number......
SC-hold on I need a pen
*imagines a button on the phone that creates a nasty shock followed by a no bad customer.

[InsanityInc]

*Snicker* I always wanted Smack-a-Phone. Push the button.....

[Bluenomi]

Don't you love it when someone rings you for a phone number or address and when you go to give it to them they have to go and find a pen? I always get one BEFORE I ring so I'm ready when they give it to me. But I must odd or something

[BusyBee]

*Ring ring*
"Hello, Movie Place, Bee speaking."
"Hi, I need the head office number please."
"Ok I'll just get that for you..... Ok, you ready? Got a pen?"
"Yes! What's the number!"
"1234-5678"
"Hold on I need a pen to write this down..."
Happened to me just last week
Hmm, I wonder if they deliberately lie or if they're just not paying attention.

[Imogene]

Me- I give company name. Did you write that down?
SC-Yeah...hold on I need a pen

What the hell did you write the company name down with? Blood? Urine in snow? Crayon? Ketchup? Hell, I don't care, just keep writing.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Don't you love it when someone rings you for a phone number or address and when you go to give it to them they have to go and find a pen?

Kids need to learn to be prepared for class! Detention for that guy!!

[rvdammit]

I've got the .7 of http://www.reallyusefulproducts.co.uk/uk/products.htm

It has a couple of pens, selection of dice, couple of pencils, eraser and pad in it. It's a box of use ful.

[KatL]

*imagines a button on the phone that creates a nasty shock followed by a no bad customer.

HA! At the call center I work at we talk all the time about a wonderful device that would allow us to zap the customers!

[bigjimaz]

Ah, if only Mr. Bell had invented the Taserphone instead of the telephone...

[Buglady]

*imagines a button on the phone that creates a nasty shock followed by a no bad customer.

I would love such a thing, but I have a feeling I'd simply start *answering* the phone with it within about a week...

[Jester]

*imagines a button on the phone that creates a nasty shock followed by a no bad customer.

HA! At the call center I work at we talk all the time about a wonderful device that would allow us to zap the customers!

Ah, if only Mr. Bell had invented the Taserphone instead of the telephone...

If anyone ever perfects something like this, we shall see the end of telemarketers in our time.

There HAS to be a government grant for that SOMEWHERE!

[protege]

There HAS to be a government grant for that SOMEWHERE!

Maybe we can get "Q Branch" to work on it?