Sign says, "Don't look over the fence please!"

[bainsidhe]

For some reason I was thinking this was your own home with a fenced in yard, and I was completely confused by the invite to random people to come on in and see doggies from the comfort of inside your house.

[AmbrosiaWriter]

For some reason I was thinking this was your own home with a fenced in yard, and I was completely confused by the invite to random people to come on in and see doggies from the comfort of inside your house.

ROFLMAO.

No no. While the building was originally a personal home, it is no longer as such. 100% devoted to the work. We also are aware of every person who enters the building (either by a tone that goes off when the door opens, or a vibrating belt clip that... well.. vibrates when that same door is opened.)

You walk in, go up the stairs, and enter a room with a very large bay window that you can see both the front and back yards from. There is also a big bowl of mini-candies that we keep fully stocked for anyone and everyone who wants a piece (we also have a big bowl of doggie treats for that same reason )

[MrSmiley]

Theres a demotivational poster floating around the web of a pipe on the surface of a lake, with a sign telling people not to climb on it. And, of course there are 50 people straddling the thing. I believe the caption was something like "Humans summed up in 1 picture". Thought it was apt, but didnt have any luck in finding the pic.

http://verkoren.wordpress.com/2013/0...n-one-picture/

Gee, I found it just by googling the part you put in quotation marks. It was even the first result.

[fireheart]

I was walking past the Asylum for the Terminally Bored the other day, and I could hear all the patients shouting: "13....13....13"
The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.
As I walked away rubbing my eye I hear: "14....14....14..."

They did this joke several years ago for a video camera ad. I can't find the video now, but the concept was entirely identical. Except the 13, 13, 13, 13 chant sped up until the guy poked his eye through the hole and then they all started chanting loudly "14....14...."

[wolfie]

I've heard of "scarecrow" devices to deter animals wandering on your property. They connect to the garden hose, and have a motion sensor. They "see" something in the protected area, and blast it with a water jet. Any chance of hooking up a bunch of those to "watch" the top of the fence?

Do you live in the Toronto area? If so, next time I scrape up the filthy excess grease that drips off the 5th wheel of my truck, I could save it for you to spread on the top of the fence. Presumably the aliterates grab the top of the fence with both hands to pull themselves up, and when they do...that stuff is virtually impossible to clean off with ordinary soap and water, you need heavy-duty industrial hand cleaner. Bonus points if they get it on their chin.