A few "helpful" suggestions from my client:
"Can we have the water heater flashing, maybe spinning, and sparkling?"
"Have both of them do that, up in the header, I want it as GAUDY AS POSSIBLE"
"By the way, keep everything nice and professional, all our competitors have these ugly, UGLY sites, and we want to show professionalism"
"Can we change the header to a neon orange, so it really stands out against the light blue and white of the rest of the site?"
"What about autoplaying music, customers probably LOVE to listen to rock, maybe even a radio!"
"Can we put an autoplaying video on the side too? That way its always running, and they always can see how good we are?"
"Google maps is dumb, if they want to know how to get to us, they can use mapquest"
I just...
Ouch. I broke. I really am broke.
"Can we have the water heater flashing, maybe spinning, and sparkling?"
"Have both of them do that, up in the header, I want it as GAUDY AS POSSIBLE"
"By the way, keep everything nice and professional, all our competitors have these ugly, UGLY sites, and we want to show professionalism"
"Can we change the header to a neon orange, so it really stands out against the light blue and white of the rest of the site?"
"What about autoplaying music, customers probably LOVE to listen to rock, maybe even a radio!"
"Can we put an autoplaying video on the side too? That way its always running, and they always can see how good we are?"
"Google maps is dumb, if they want to know how to get to us, they can use mapquest"
I just...
Ouch. I broke. I really am broke.
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