Today was a pretty slow day at the call center and most of my calls were mundane, save for this "gem":
Me: Can I have your phone number starting with area code please?
SC: Yeah I just have a question, I made a directory assistance call and I wanted to know how much that's going to cost me.
Me: Directory assistance calls are $1.79.
SC: $1.79! Ok answer me this, why is it I can get free nationwide long distance but I have to pay $1.79 for a 411 call?
Me: I don't know ma'am, I don't make the rules.
SC: It's criminal is what it is, there's no way you people should be charging me so much for that kind of call!
(at this point I'm wondering what exactly she wants me to do, I can't change policy and since she never gave me account info, I can't do anything else either)
SC: I want a manager!
Me: (since I STILL don't know what she wants and that's the first thing a supervisor would ask me) Um, well...
SC: What are you deaf? I said I want a manager!
Me: Then I'll need your name and mobile number first please ma'am
SC: I AM EXERCISING MY RIGHT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER!
Me: Ma'am a manager will not speak to you unless I verify the account first (and also explain what the hell is going on, but let's at least try to get past step 1, right?)
SC: You know what, just go to Hell! *click*
Umm, yeah you too you nutjob!
All of this over ONE DOLLAR AND SEVENTY NINE CENTS!!
Never too little to haggle over I guess.
Me: Can I have your phone number starting with area code please?
SC: Yeah I just have a question, I made a directory assistance call and I wanted to know how much that's going to cost me.
Me: Directory assistance calls are $1.79.
SC: $1.79! Ok answer me this, why is it I can get free nationwide long distance but I have to pay $1.79 for a 411 call?
Me: I don't know ma'am, I don't make the rules.
SC: It's criminal is what it is, there's no way you people should be charging me so much for that kind of call!
(at this point I'm wondering what exactly she wants me to do, I can't change policy and since she never gave me account info, I can't do anything else either)
SC: I want a manager!
Me: (since I STILL don't know what she wants and that's the first thing a supervisor would ask me) Um, well...
SC: What are you deaf? I said I want a manager!
Me: Then I'll need your name and mobile number first please ma'am
SC: I AM EXERCISING MY RIGHT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER!
Me: Ma'am a manager will not speak to you unless I verify the account first (and also explain what the hell is going on, but let's at least try to get past step 1, right?)
SC: You know what, just go to Hell! *click*
Umm, yeah you too you nutjob!

All of this over ONE DOLLAR AND SEVENTY NINE CENTS!!
Never too little to haggle over I guess.
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