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Another story broguht to you by one of our (ir)regulars, a rather disturbed young lady we call "Code Pink" I have mentioned her before--she's the one who comes into the store with her mom (who's also nuts) and the two of them engage in epic shouting matches.
Yesterday (Easter Sunday), Code Pink came into the store and got a rain check on a pair of jeans. She then proceeded to call the store 4 times that day, demanding to know if her jeans had come in.
Hello? We only get deliveries in once or twice a week!
Another time, she called the store asking for a "comforter quilt". Now there is such a thing as a comforter, and such a thing as a quilt, but no such thing as a "comforter quilt". When the lady taking the call informed her of this, she immediately flew off the handle, berating the poor lady in domestics and repeatedly calling her "stupid" and "retarded". She was just about in tears when that call was finished.
Code Pink is also fond of removing items from their packages and leaving them lie around for somebody else to pick up. She also likes to buy clothes, remove the tags, wash them, and return them to the store. When we refuse the return she throws a screaming shitfit. Why can't she figure out if she likes something before she makes the purchase?
The ladies working in softlines are ready to strangle her, and I can't say I blame them.
Yesterday (Easter Sunday), Code Pink came into the store and got a rain check on a pair of jeans. She then proceeded to call the store 4 times that day, demanding to know if her jeans had come in.
Hello? We only get deliveries in once or twice a week!
Another time, she called the store asking for a "comforter quilt". Now there is such a thing as a comforter, and such a thing as a quilt, but no such thing as a "comforter quilt". When the lady taking the call informed her of this, she immediately flew off the handle, berating the poor lady in domestics and repeatedly calling her "stupid" and "retarded". She was just about in tears when that call was finished.
Code Pink is also fond of removing items from their packages and leaving them lie around for somebody else to pick up. She also likes to buy clothes, remove the tags, wash them, and return them to the store. When we refuse the return she throws a screaming shitfit. Why can't she figure out if she likes something before she makes the purchase?
The ladies working in softlines are ready to strangle her, and I can't say I blame them.
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