Your nephew's dead carcass was found out in the middle of nowhere. It's Sunday, you are two states away, and you want to talk to the detective in charge of the case.
Do you:
a) Do a search for the proper law enforcement jurisdiction and contact them.
b) Contact more direct relatives of your nephew who would have the detective's cell phone number, or
c) Call a random 4-diamond resort that you think is in the same county where your nephew's body was found and ask them to get you in touch with the local authorities.
If you answered C, then you were my caller tonight and I have to ask why the hell?!
Bonus: I also had a couple who was going to a nearby campsite call and ask for directions. They weren't guests, had no business with us, and just figured we'd know where they needed to go (which, fortunately for them, I did).
I seriously think I went to work in the wrong office today or something, because da frell? When did we become a local information service?
Do you:
a) Do a search for the proper law enforcement jurisdiction and contact them.
b) Contact more direct relatives of your nephew who would have the detective's cell phone number, or
c) Call a random 4-diamond resort that you think is in the same county where your nephew's body was found and ask them to get you in touch with the local authorities.
If you answered C, then you were my caller tonight and I have to ask why the hell?!
Bonus: I also had a couple who was going to a nearby campsite call and ask for directions. They weren't guests, had no business with us, and just figured we'd know where they needed to go (which, fortunately for them, I did).
I seriously think I went to work in the wrong office today or something, because da frell? When did we become a local information service?
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