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Quoth protege View PostHere, we have the Lego-themed ones. How I manage *not* to open all the little flaps at once, just to play with the toys...I have no idea. Those usually sell out around the week before Thanksgiving.The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth fireheart View PostLego Advent Calendars?! *drools*At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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Want a way to REALLY stick it to someone next time they claim their chrismas is ruined just because you can't fill X demand or pull item Y out of your ass when it has been out of stock for some time? Print out a copy of this news article and say "No, your christmas is NOT ruined. Here is an example of someone who's christmas is TRULY ruined."
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11173782
(TL;DR: The family had been scraping together money for weeks so that they could give their 6 month old baby WHO HAS CANCER a decent christmas, only to find that their house was broken into while they were out of town getting chemotherapy done for their child, the gifts and food that they had been painstakingly gathering being stolen.)Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
I bequeath to thee...
A boot to the head >_>
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I'm rather lacking in Christmas spirit. I have groaned at any second I've had to hear a holiday song, all my gifts (to and from) have already been opened, and I'm going a bit nuts from being on break from school.
Though I am appreciating Arkham Origins taking place on Christmas. That's how I celebrate. XP
Despite not really celebrating Christmas, I know better than to go out Christmas day. I know I just counted up my pills to make sure I wasn't going to run out until after New Years. I just assume all stores are closed.
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I hate christmas. I hate everything about it. However, I don't believe that gives me the right to ruin anyone else's enjoyment of it.
I have 3 xmas traditions I've been doing for years:
1. On christmas day I get drunk and watch Die Hard, the greatest xmas movie ever made.
2. For the entire month of december I will not set foot in any store, except for groceries or alcohol.
3. If someone tells me "merry christmas" and it's still November, I assault them (verbally [usually])Aliterate : A person who is capable of reading but unwilling to do so.
"A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot" - Mark Twain
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Quoth infinitemonkies View Post1. On christmas day I get drunk and watch Die Hard, the greatest xmas movie ever made.
What marks a great movie? If you're flipping channels, and you come across the movie, you stop and you watch the movie, no matter where it is in the film. It could be five minutes in, halfway in, or five minutes until credits roll, it doesn't matter. You stop and watch.
That's a great movie.
"Die Hard" is a great movie.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Quoth Kagato View PostWant a way to REALLY stick it to someone next time they claim their chrismas is ruined just because you can't fill X demand or pull item Y out of your ass when it has been out of stock for some time? Print out a copy of this news article and say "No, your christmas is NOT ruined. Here is an example of someone who's christmas is TRULY ruined."
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11173782
(TL;DR: The family had been scraping together money for weeks so that they could give their 6 month old baby WHO HAS CANCER a decent christmas, only to find that their house was broken into while they were out of town getting chemotherapy done for their child, the gifts and food that they had been painstakingly gathering being stolen.)
That's a ruined Christmas, not the fact that a store has sold out of an item on Christmas Eve.
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Quoth Lace Neil Singer View PostIn a town near where I live, several people were without any electricity on Christmas Day cuz of flooding. Also, the Wetherspoons in my town, along with several other places, was flooded on Christmas Eve. The Spoons was going to host Christmas dinner for several people, who found out that wouldn't be possible and were left with the realisation that they were not going to get dinner on Christmas Day.
That's a ruined Christmas, not the fact that a store has sold out of an item on Christmas Eve.
October rolled around and... the guy fucked off. Took all of the money with him. Tens of thousands of pounds gone. Fortunately other communities rallied around and helped, along with numerous stores in the area. Even after all that, their Christmas wasn't ruined.
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Quoth Racket_Man View PostYOU WOULD BE SURPRISED. Not all persons celebrate Christmas in the stereotypical Norman Rockwell fashion. There are persons, who for what ever reason, are alone or the like during the holidays.
And remember not all people in whatever locale even celebrate Christmas. I know that I can get some great Chinese food (if I were so inclined) on Christmas Day.
When I worked at the gas station, you know what the biggest selling item was that day???? (hint it was NOT beer or booze or chips or soda)
Frozen pizza
My thing is...most places are going to be closed on Christmas. I can't imagine why food delivery services would be open at all, as they'd probably get substantially less customers that particular day or two days, and in a lot of places the roads would be rather dangerous.
I'm more partial to red bean buns and possibly tuna or a simple stew, myself...I actually can't stand pizza. Just the smell makes me sick.The customer is always WRONG.
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Quoth Captain Trips View PostI'm glad I don't work retail - I can't ruin anyone's Christmas by not having some material object they want on 12/24.
An outside call comes in for electronics. "My son wants a PS4 or Xbox One for Christmas; do you have any?"
Oh wait, you were serious.
And why couldn't I work in electronics this year? Those assholes get all the Christmas-ruining fun.
Quoth wolfie View PostExactly. Corporate is the opposite of Cooter - they may be dumb, but they ain't crazy. If they go over the stats for Thanksgiving and see that due to low sales, profits were substantially less than labour costs (and even "skeleton" labour costs of the minimum number of peons needed to keep the store open), you can be damn sure they'd be closed on Thanksgiving next year.
Now with the big sales happening Thanksgiving night, there isn't much going on during the day.
Quoth protege View PostYep, Lego Advent calendars. I don't know about other areas, but here, Target usually sells all of them shortly after ThanksgivingKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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Quoth retro View PostThere's a local community near me that had could have had a ruined Christmas. A single member of the community was running a Christmas club. Collecting money towards a Christmas fund which would sort out presents, food, the whole lot.
October rolled around and... the guy fucked off. Took all of the money with him. Tens of thousands of pounds gone. Fortunately other communities rallied around and helped, along with numerous stores in the area. Even after all that, their Christmas wasn't ruined.
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Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostTry "one of the greatest movies ever."
What marks a great movie? If you're flipping channels, and you come across the movie, you stop and you watch the movie, no matter where it is in the film. It could be five minutes in, halfway in, or five minutes until credits roll, it doesn't matter. You stop and watch.
That's a great movie.
"Die Hard" is a great movie."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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