Well, you know. It happens sometimes. Of course it happened like two days in a row.
Woman comes up and puts down a food slip for food she ordered. She puts her coffee down by the edge of the counter toward her. I reach for the food slip and she pulls the classic:
SC: Nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh no no no nuh nuh nuh no no no!!! I already paid for that!!!
Me: *snap* Well then WHAT do you WANT!?
SC: Um...the... coffee.
The second was a guy who had another food slip. He goes to hand it to me but at the last minute he pulls it away.
SC: Getting a bit grabby aren't we?
Me: Sure. Grabby...
SC: *slaps food slip down on the counter*
Me: *picks it up and scans it*
Then he takes out his store card which he holds like he's going to hand it to me so I can scan it. When I reach for it he snaps that away from me too. And let me tell ya, it really doesn't take much these days.
Me: Are you going HAND THAT TO ME or are you going to PUT IT DOWN ON THE COUNTER?!
SC: Neither. *holds it up with the barcode facing me*
Me: You know you can just do that yourself. *points to card machine*
SC: Oh. You were just so grabby I thought--
Me: I like things HANDED TO ME.
SC: What's my total?
Me: 7.11
SC: Oh, I used to work there!
Me: Is that so.
When his receipt printed I went to hand it to him. And then when he reached for it I snatched it back and gave him the shittiest little grin I own. Then I promptly turned to my CW and stated, "If I ever turn out like that guy I want you to shoot me in the face."
I'm pretty sure he didn't hear me but he kept watching me the whole time he was in the store.
Woman comes up and puts down a food slip for food she ordered. She puts her coffee down by the edge of the counter toward her. I reach for the food slip and she pulls the classic:
SC: Nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh no no no nuh nuh nuh no no no!!! I already paid for that!!!
Me: *snap* Well then WHAT do you WANT!?
SC: Um...the... coffee.
The second was a guy who had another food slip. He goes to hand it to me but at the last minute he pulls it away.
SC: Getting a bit grabby aren't we?
Me: Sure. Grabby...
SC: *slaps food slip down on the counter*
Me: *picks it up and scans it*
Then he takes out his store card which he holds like he's going to hand it to me so I can scan it. When I reach for it he snaps that away from me too. And let me tell ya, it really doesn't take much these days.
Me: Are you going HAND THAT TO ME or are you going to PUT IT DOWN ON THE COUNTER?!
SC: Neither. *holds it up with the barcode facing me*
Me: You know you can just do that yourself. *points to card machine*
SC: Oh. You were just so grabby I thought--
Me: I like things HANDED TO ME.
SC: What's my total?
Me: 7.11
SC: Oh, I used to work there!
Me: Is that so.
When his receipt printed I went to hand it to him. And then when he reached for it I snatched it back and gave him the shittiest little grin I own. Then I promptly turned to my CW and stated, "If I ever turn out like that guy I want you to shoot me in the face."
I'm pretty sure he didn't hear me but he kept watching me the whole time he was in the store.
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