Rest Assured

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Brilliant

I admire blind perseverance, but let us back up a few steps here. Now, what did I just tell you? You remember: That thing about me not being your cell phone company. Yeah, that. Do you remember that? Yes, well, lets take a moment to dwell on that shall we. Throw on your leotards, pull out a gym mat and lets meditate on the glimmering pearl of wisdom I revealed to you. Pick a mantra to use if you have too. I personally suggest "I will not ask blindly retarded questions anymore" or "I clearly am a fool and I will strive to do better or at the very least throw myself into traffic to spare the world my presence.". That second one may be a bit too advanced for you but with a little confidence, determination and most importantly, four lanes of busy traffic, I'm sure you can succeed.

Gravekeeper,
This is just so very good.

Please could I have one of your quotes?

[Gravekeeper]

Gravekeeper,
This is just so very good.

Please could I have one of your quotes?

If you think you can get one small enough to actually use.

If you haven't noticed I have this problem with being exceptionally long winded, hehe.

[Ackee]

HMmm

So I have realised...

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Har

Victory at last(evil laughter)

[Imogene]

SC: "Not that I know of."

Hey, when I had my stroke, it took almost a year before I got a straight answer out of my doctor as to why I had it in the first place. Whilst I was in the hospital, they were coming in every morning to take more blood to test. 3 months of failed tests, never once did they hit on the cause of my stroke. At my yearly checkup about a year later, I flat out asked the doctor, "So, what caused my stroke?"
Doctor kinda stumbled a bit, then said, "We think, migraines."
You think? You mean, you still don't know?
I KNOW why it happened, but it's a long story that involves my religious beliefs. A discussion better suited for off CS, say, AIM, perhaps. Or PMs.